An online outfit called Nimbi designs is responsible for these fantastic wedding invitations, which you can obviously have tailored for your own Game of Thrones themed wedding, where I’m sure you’d serve horse heart with wine, along with an orgy reception. Your plus one, obviously, will be your sister. Gotta keep the bloodline strong.
Check ‘em out, and feel free to criticize for their Game of Thrones inaccuracies. I’ve also found a bad-ass Game of Thrones wedding cake I found via My Inspired Wedding and Ned Stark Cake Pops via WhenGeeksWed.
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*Puts on nerd helmet*
If this invitation was for a wedding that was planned before Ned got his head chopped off and King Robert died, then both the Stark sigil (Direwolf) and the Baratheon sigil (Crowned Stag) would probably be on the invitation. If it took place after Joffrey is declared King, then it would probably use the combined sigils of the Lannisters (Lion) and Baratheons without the Direwolf of the treasonous Starks.
*Removes nerd helmet*
I can’t believe that I didn’t catch that it said Joffrey LANNISTER. Who would go to the trouble of doing this without knowing the last name of one of the characters?
Or- maybe it’s someone that is such a fan of the series that they’re calling it like it should be? Joffrey is biologically “only” Lannister after all.
They kinda missed the real obvious one here, no?
‘Game of Thrones’ Wedding Invitations Welcome You To The Bloodiest Event Of The Season
Oh you have no idea.
Do you speak of the Red Wedding sir?
There is no Sansa and Jeffrey wedding although an engagement announcement would be fine. Joffrey is strictly speaking a Baratheon rather than a Lannister but try telling Tywin or Cersei that. That cake looks superb.
Ha. Joffrey. I actually corrected the auto-complete and it still posted as Jeffrey. H’mm.
Joffrey is a Lannister. He’s the baby of Jamie and Cersei.
Joffrey Lannister. Wow. do some homework.
Wow..I really thought you posted a huge spoiler there for a second…
Is this the one when Sansa’s moon blood arrives?
I like the idea, but I’d be afraid that sending these out would encourage wedding guests to perform the whole bedding ritual, and the notion of allowing drunk family members to undress the bride and groom on the way to the marriage bed seems needlessly voyeuristic since the advent of Cinemax.
Have any of you actually read the books? Joffrey Baratheon was actually Jamie and Cersei Lannister’s incestual child. Though when there was the majority of talk of the wedding between Sansa and Joff, prior to Ned’s beheading, not many people were aware of that.
Ergo, a wedding invitation would read ….