Before we jump into the live thread details I’d like to take a moment to appreciate the irony in The Golden Globes selecting — without hyperbole — the perfect comedy duo to host their awards show while continuing to showcase their world-renowned ineptitude when it comes to recognizing comedy with their actual awards. And it’s all on NBC, no less. Just spectacular.
So yeah, the Golden Globes are this Sunday and Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are your perfect hosts. Last year we had a ton of fun during Ricky Gervais’s LAST stint so I can only imagine this year we’ll triple — dare I say quadruple? — the good times. The Globes are still the best awards show for several reasons, namely: booze, apathy, the intermingling of film and television, and the lack of worthless categories like Sound Mixing (apologies, sound mixing professionals). Did I mention the hosts have already given us a Golden Globe drinking game and killer reaction GIF? Like I said, the BEST awards show. Except for that whole Comedy/Musical thing.
We welcome you to join us this Sunday evening at 8PM EST (7PM EST if you prefer fashion > football) as we once again live blog the ever living sh*t out of this thing. Right here. In this post. Film nominees here. Television nominees here. Those are them. Swear. Let the snarkiness begin!
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Morning after and want to thank everyone for group-sourcing making an awards show bearable.
We’ll be making “Fey/Poehler 2016″ bumper stickers available in the UPROXX store later this week.
I want this entire collection!! Please do reviews on the creamy matte lip color line. It doesn’t necessarily have to be these buy any would be great!
Pleased with Argo and Afleck’s wins. Displeased with Dunham and anything involving Anne Hathaway
I’m gonna make it my goal to hate-watch Girls harder than ever this year. So much more Hate now!
oh god they’re replaying it on the west coast
Guys . . . does american netflix have 30 rock? I need a Tina fix to fill my quota for the night
yes, it does.
Yes.
damn. now, to google ‘how to get american netflix in canada’
and it has Parks and Rec for the Amy fix.
nice. thanks, guys, i’m all set to fail this semester.
And thanks Amy and Tina for ruining me for every other awards show, ever.
Why advertise your show as a guilty pleasure? “You’ll never want to admit you like this show!”
Well, thanks for hosting this live thread, Uproxx. I had a great time. Call me tomorrow if you want help cleaning up.
Everyone immediately put Happy Endings on and let’s live thread that ish
At least we got Grumpy Lee Jones and drunk Glenn Close out of this.
This is my first live thread…i’ll see you at the Oscars!
Did I miss the accountants somehow?
Im confused Tina and Amy were hosting, right?
Aaaaaand I’m spent. Off to drunkenly pass out. Ta-Ta!
Okay now let’s watch Girls!
You’re too drunk man
Go Home Cajun, youre drunk.
I hear it’s the best comedy on Earth! Think of all the time wasted watching garbage like 30 Rock and Louie!
I actually started that today, and not because of the Globes either. I remembered I had an HBOGO account and debated between rewatching The Wire or giving Girls a chance. I made the wrong choice.
Not enough Fey and Poehler.
And I missed Happy Endings and Don’t Trust The B, so I’m not too happy.
Jodie Foster got more time than Tina/Amy right? That’s messed up
Well that was…on TV.
I only watch these things because of these Uproxx live feeds. You guys make it worth it. Thank you all and GOODNIGHT!
“Thanks to our service men and women for inspiring our story – this award is for you. But the money, that’s for us. We keep that.”
He was good in Argo, but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo!
hahahahha
Great comment to end the night!
Wasn’t that guy in True Lies??
OH Olivia would have been so pissed if he forgot her name!
I think the “and uh…” is gonna cost him a car.
I loved you in Scorpion King.
At least Bryan Cranston is on stage.
i loved you in true lies!!!
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GOODMAN!
That guy was in Congo.
FYI, HFP loves terrorism
at least bryan cranston got to win SOMETHING tonight.
But not Heisenberg.
Stacy Keibler is pretty.
QT is in the background with a pocket mirror and rolled up 100 dollar bill
Girls was fucking robbed.
Line of the night
Nice now Argo fuck yourself.
Argo fuck yourself. It was a good movie, but nothing more. Did not deserve to win.
OWAAHH GOOO IS THE WINNAHHHHH
That was a pleasant surprise.
“Again, sorry about the Oscars…”
Upset Alert!
Well…
Lincoln
LET”S GO DJANGO!
The manliest walk in Hollywood.
I wonder if DDL is on every directors bucket list.
Target turned into a hard-core porn channel so gradually, I hardly noticed.
Whats on Target tonight? Something ribald, no doubt.
Hopefully Homeland doesn’t become the new Modern Family and lets Breaking Bad win for its final seasons at the emmys.
why would an awards show actually do something right?
You do have that right though
Gotta love DDL, comes out of hiding once every 4 years does a movie, wins every award and goes back into hiding.
He’s the Michael Phelps of Acting
If DDL pops his head out and sees his shadow, he wins all the awards.