Good morning. I hope you enjoyed your time away from the Internet these past two weeks. Did you finish everything you planned to by the end of 2012? I know I sure I didn’t! Looks like that “cats resting in hammocks” jigsaw puzzle is going to have to wait until 2014 to get finished. And don’t even get me started on how many books I only read the first chapter of! Haha, but seriously, how about that Kanye West, Kim Kardashian baby? He or she’s sure going to be quite the whore…media whore. Speaking of, this in the news: have you guys been paying attention to the news about the “fiscal cliff?” More like, makes me want to jump off an actual cliff.
/desperately flips through old newspapers, fires up Jokebot 3000 to find something else to talk about.
Um…Django Unchained, off the hook…Hillary Clinton fell, what a clotz…Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow, worst pairing since Jesus and Judas…Kate Winslet married man named Ned RocknRoll, hope they open a high school together…my New Year’s resolution is to stop making resolutions…PHEW. Think we’re all caught up now.
Anyway, let’s watch Kathy Griffin pretend to give a revolted Anderson Cooper a blowjob on CNN.
Yup, 2013′s going to be a good one. Welcome back.
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Until I see them in the same place at the same time, I’m still convinced that Kathy Griffin is just Andy Dick in drag.
NewsRadio?
Vicki Lewis is not the same person as Kathy Griffin there, lewisbojangles.
I don’t care what anyone says I would plow that woman
I would literally plow her if I didn’t think my corn would get herpes.
I’d plow her but i’d just wrap it up. I aint scurrred
One day his boyfriend is going to beat the shit out of her.
Wait wait wait wait wait. Hang on a sec. Why would a fella change his last name from Smith to Rocknroll and keep the first name Ned?
No one is above BJ humor on Live TV.
Hey, you forgot to make a joke about how the clowns in Washington have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.
I don’t understand who at CNN would be like “Oh, Kathy Griffin? Yeah, pairing her up with a well respected journalist for live TV on New Years Eve sounds like a GREAT idea!”
If I were Anderson Cooper I would be PISSED
Someone trashed her on twitter and Anderson defended her. They’re good friends.
Always my go to on New Year’s Eve, Sushi the drag queen dropping in Key West, Griffintastic idiocy and CNN whatnot. The only thing missing was Rick Sanchez showing up with an automatic weapon given the year its been.
I was pressured into tweeting a happy new year’s tweet to CNN, and of course, it showed up about midway through this segment. #BadluckBrian