Supermarket tabloid the National Enquirer got a hot scoop that those okra-sniffers at the New York Times failed to report on: The Client List star Jennifer Love Hewitt is filming scenes in the nude for season two of the Lifetime series. Here’s where I want to make a Weekly World News joke, but sadly, they don’t exist anymore; plus, American Horror Story: Asylum is coming up with weirder sh*t than Bat Boy on a weekly basis. But, yes, boobs.
When The Client List debuted on Lifetime TV, star JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT threw network execs a curve – a whole bunch of ’em! – slinking on-screen in a provocative lingerie wardrobe that helped turn her show into a smash sex-cess! But now honchos have persuaded the smokin’ hot beauty to work even MORE magic in Season 2 – by shooting NUDE scenes.
The naughty bits will be blurred a bit, but guys will still thrill to ogling the lovely Love Hewitt. And just to make sure she keeps us attentive, guys, the 33-year-old stacked-tress is working out four days a week to make sure her bod looks tight and right! (Via)
That’s one reference to O.J.’s bloody glove away from being my favorite block quote of all-time. Did anyone actually watch more than just the pilot of The Client List? I didn’t, because it seems like one of those shows that can’t possibly top what your imagination dreams up, and my imagination went WILD with The Client List.
Actually, that’s exactly how I imagined The Client List. Carry on, JLH, we can’t hardly maybe wait for season two.
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17 year old me just had a boner explosion.
So did 31 year old me.
I can’t believe she dated Jamie Kennedy. Is it possible to roofie a girl for a whole year?
But: yes, apparently.
Can be hating, Jamie. Alot.
Have you seen his documentary “Heckler”? It’s actually pretty good and, even more surprisingly, intelligent.
I did see Heckler and enjoyed it, but Jamie Kennedy’s stand-up is about as funny as cancer.
Cancer is funny if the right people get it.
True, I hope Kevin James dies from fart cancer.
Called it.
1998 called and it just gave me a high five.
I never should have gotten rid of that poster I had in middle school
If this show was on Cinemax, I would watch it.
If this show was on Cinemax, it’d be one of my all time favourite shows.
Definitely having a party of five when that episode airs.
Now that she’s crossed that line, can someone head over to the Playboy mansion and find Heff’s smelling salts and checkbook?
Just the check book, no need to wake the old fella from his nap.
“Party of Five” Nice.
@Zack – I’m probably the 50th person here to make that joke, but thanks.
In the always classic words of NBC: “If you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you.”
Can’t wait to see a bunch of shots of her bare shoulders and collar bones!
And her naked back in the shadows.
Maybe if Lifetime wants to be really edgy, we may even get a small glimpse of side boob. No nipple of course. As we all know, seeing a nipple on TV will cause the collapse of Western Civilization as we know it.
I can’t believe you even said that. We are now teetering, about to fall off the cliff.
Thanks to you saying the dreaded N-word (the one that rhymes with cripple).
I’ll let one of the security guards from the Truman Show sum up my expectations for this:
“You never see anything anyway, though. Turn the camera, and play music, and…you know, the wind blows in and the curtains move, and…you don’t see anything.”
I can’t quit her, I watched her spinoff show “Time fo your life”, then Ghost Whisperer and now this show, I dont even remember character names and plotlines I just like looking at her and her tits.
THIS
She is an addiction. That can’t be shook.
She’s passed her prime… gimme Lacey Chabert any day
Disagree, both are equally attractive and at least JLH is regularly on television Chabert hardly does anything anymore.
For me being on Lifetime is the same as not being on tv… put her on hbo, showtime, etc. and now we’re talking.
mmmmm Lacey Chabert.
Can someone who’s watched the show answer this question? Well not that question, but the one I’m about to write…Does her character really just do hand jo’s? Because that seems like sugar coating it a bit too much.
I have no clue, the few times I watched the show I had the sound off.
I’d be like: Yo, all this shit is illegal, bitch. And I understand if you don’t want to suck dick, but you need to add some kind of “Deluxe” to your handjobs. Stick a finger up my ass or something. I’ll pay for it.
I’m glad I asked this question.
If I’m not mistaken, none of us here have actually seen the show. Interesting.
I watched the pilot (of course), and they were coy about what exactly was going on. It was indicated that she had more money trouble than handjobs would solve.
Stupid sexy J-Love!
Damn, beat me to it.
Why would I watch this show when pr0n is free on the internet? I can see plenty of meh shaved (assumption) brunettes with big naturals doing all kinds of things with none of those things blurred out any time I want. This would be totally different if it was 1996 or Jennifer Love Lawrence.
Not to mention, the pics are going to be on the interwebs zero seconds after the show airs, so everyone will be able to see her goodies without having to find Lifetime and watch the show.
I’d watch the out-takes and a “The Making of”………
…well….I’d actually watch every second of this now….
“Stacked-tress”? Who the hell writes for tabloids? How much do you have to screw up to need that job?
My mad scientist ambitions mean that some day that gif will not be repeating, it’ll just be the next clone coming in. And the next. And the next.
The idea of having to hang-onto her pig tails is kinda hot.
And MY party of five consists of four more before the night is over. I’ll hydrate if necessary to make it happen. Girl got plenty of stamina, right?
If you are playing a character like that then OF COURSE you’d never actually get naked. Makes perfect sense. After all, all the best whores have no nudity clauses…
Next on Lifetime, Nathan Lane in The Michael Jordan Story.