As you're all very well aware, Jusitifed returns in all its bourbon-soaked glory tomorrow night. That's right. It's officially time to go Full Gutterson. And since Raylan Givens is kind of the UPROXX spirit guide to badassery, it only seems appropriate to now take a moment to review all the things he has taught over three seasons shooting people first and asking questions later.
Unfortunately there aren't as many Raylan Givens one-liners memorialized on the internet as I'd like, so feel free to include glaring omissions in the comments while also keeping mind. Above via friend of the program Chet Manley, who also possesses similar ninja skills (for GIF-making). And ICYMI: Boyd Crowder, y'all.
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Infinite indeed. Just re-watched seasons 2-3 with my wife to get her on board for tuesday night.
Also no. 10, Raylan pulling the arm away might be one of my favorite subtle moments of season 3.
You consider chopping an arm off to be subtle??
Him pulling it away was what made the scene for me. Fucking lost my shit hilarious.
Justified has a way of framing violence that I find hysterical. For example, my favorite scene was the hostage situation in season two, episode two. Tim takes a guy out with a headshot and it was the most amazing thing ever. I howled with laughter.
What lunchbox said, I thought the puzzled look on his face as he instinctively pulled the arm out of Quarles reach was a subtle, and funny, follow up to the tremendous violence that preceded it. I think I asked John Worley in the discussion thread after the episode aired if that was scripted or ad-libed but can’t remember his answer.
Yeah, the slight pull back and little look in his eyes make that scene.
I am so glad to hear that someone else laughed at that. I screamed with laughter when he shot that guy in the face. It was amazing.
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that bullet thing where he says the next one is coming faster is one of the most bad ass things I’ve ever seen, ever.
agreed.
Made even better when he explains he got the line from Carson. Gave it a real touch of authenticity.
Agree that the line was amazing, but have you seen the way he sits on a porch?
Raylan’s porch sitting > everything
This website has gone so far downhill as a big fan of the original warming glow the posts were always had some sort of substance to it. It is obvious and has been for some time now that posts like this are geared to nothing more than page views. Congrats you made a slide show. What is the point?
So what’s this slideshow everybody’s doin?
the point is you get badges now maaaan. you get a badge like raylan givens man. awesome.
Congrats on creating that account just to bitch about the website’s quality. That’ll show em!
Congrats, you made a bitchy comment on a free website. HOORAY.
I believe #7 will be their reaction to your comment
Way to not give a hoot. Raylan said it a lot better, though.
Raylan Givens is a multi-tasker:
“I’m going to need an ambulance…and a coroner.”
cannnnnot. wait.
Art’s reaction to the bartender thing was amazing.
Art has some of the best reactions. Period.
My favourite Raylan line is the way he delivers “No” to the IT guy who rhetorically asks “What am I, some kind of asshole?”
File that under who gives a shit
Raylan on the importance of a balanced breakfast:
Raylan: I was just gonna pick up some ice cream.
Tim: Ice cream for breakfast?
Raylan: Yeah, it’s got eggs, milk.
The only thing missing is the burbon. Now that he lives in a bar, problem solved.
Paraphrasing due to typing on a goddam phone, but his speech to Dickie Bennett (not sure what to file it under…)
“…you think you’re smart, but you’re not. You’re just…stupid. You’re a stupid, craven, hillbilly piece of shit”.
His matter of fact delivery KILLS me…
Fuck yes, that scene was so great. Funny, badass, and heartbreaking all at the same time.