
That’s it, 2013. I’m done with you. Bring on 2014, when potential castration-victim Justin Bieber won’t be hosting SNL, and will have hopefully suffocated in an ironic pile of hair clippings. Earlier today, King Swaggy Bro tweeted, “2013. what’s coming? #snl???” which has since been RT’d nearly 20,000 times, with replies ranging from “maybe you could say you love me to me” to “I WANT JUSTIN TO NOTICE ME !!! I EXIST!!” (That is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched the all-two-legged-dogs cut of Brian’s Song.)
Beebs has appeared on SNL three times — in 2010, as a musical guest; in 2011, in a parody trailer for The Roommate with Andy Samberg; and last year, in the Lonely Island’s 100th Digital Short — but he’s yet to play a song on a carefully placed piano/host, which is presumably what he was referring to on Twitter. Would the teen idol live up to the CLASSIC 2004 episode with Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey? Only time will tell, sadly, but should the inevitable become official, here’s how to make the episode great.

Nothin’ but that, for 90 minutes.



To be fair, every SNL sketch should include Jon Hamm air humping someone.
I still can’t believe they put him in the 100th digital short. Everyone in that video had a reason to be there except him. The first joke it’s implied that he’s supposed to be Akiva, the guy who directs them, because when they’re introducing themselves, Andy whispers “Akiva” to him and he thinks its a sneeze (which gets no reaction from the audience whatsoever). I’m assuming NBC forced them to put Bieber in it, which kinda sucks because he almost ruins a great Digital Short.
NO. If you’re old enough to watch SNL, you’re too old to like Beiber.
This x 1000. Perfect.
who is justice beaver?
The best female super hero ever
+1 internet for America
He’s a Miley Cyrus looking motherfucker
a crime-fighting beaver…DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?
Ugh. Barf.
Like I’ve always said, Justin Timberlake is far too likable. Replace him with someone more swaggy and dickish and Canadian post-haste!
Was he the musical guest when Tina Fey hosted?
he also guested in season 36 when dana carvey hosted in the church lady sketch