Nope. Nope nope nope. I’m not gonna talk about this. I’ll post a blockquote because I’m a professional and you deserve to be informed, but I refuse to spend a chunk of my afternoon discussing the merits of a one-hour talk show starring Kardashian mom Kris Jenner getting a test run on select Fox stations this summer. Absolutely not.
The program, produced by Twentieth Television, is a pop culture driven talk show filmed in Los Angeles. It will feature celebrity guests, fashion & beauty trends; plus a mix of lifestyle topics. “This is something I have wanted to do all my life so it’s definitely a dream come true!,” said Jenner who will serve as executive producer.
“Whether offering real advice to her family or sharing personal moments with viewers, Kris is honest, compelling, entertaining, and unscripted – all excellent qualities for a daytime talk show host,” said Stephen Brown, EVP of Development & Programming, Twentieth TV. [Deadline]
So there you go. That’s a thing that’s happening. And somehow Val Kilmer doesn’t have a daytime talk show yet. The whole thing is shameful.
Anyway, here are some GIFs of Anderson Cooper and Hall of Fame NFL running back Emmitt Smith getting their faces debacled by leaf blowers. Have a great day.
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I’d rather watch a show about a pool hustling dog.
that would be way more worth watching than kris fucking jenner
I can do something about it: Watch old episodes of Archer on Netflix instead.
Bingo.
The end of the Emmit Smith gif where his mouth blows up is pretty terrifying.
I have an idea for a show where my guests and I sit around with our thumbs up our asses. Where’s my set?
Dr Phil beat you to it dude.
Look, have some kids, abuse them horribly, and whore them out for fame.
… Nothing to do with your show, just general life advice.
With that formula, Dina Lohan should have a talk show already too, Billbob
I work at a FOX affiliate and I will fight my station picking this up in syndication with every pounce of y being. Hopefully it will test poorly and we will all be spared this abomination.
*ounce of my
Way to ruin it, Gump. I had this vision of unsuspecting executives walking along a corridor, discussing syndication costs, not realising that they were being stalked through the long-fibred carpet by a feral Paul, just waiting for the chance to pounce.
Val Kilmer hosting as Mark Twain is a daytime talk show I can get behind!
Having worked as a daytime talk show promo editor for a few years, I can tell you right now that unless they play their cards really, really right, this will flop right away and we’ll all be (slightly) happier for it. The Kardashians make for good guests to hate, but the daytime audience wants a likeable host – or at least a group of four of them to like and one to hate. So I ain’t sweatin’ it.
I wonder how many times Kanye West will be a guest before the show is cancelled.
christ on a whole wheat bun…i’ve heard so many people say that honey boo boo was the harbinger of the decline of western civilization…this confirms it.
I’m delighted by this news and I will watch it with gusto before I pass out from blood loss.
Kris Jenner is like a real life Jenna Maroney. Can’t wait for her tips on soaking your tampons in vodka.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Whenever people ask me why I’m such a misogynist, I point to stories like this and say. “This is what is popular amongst dames.”
It’s a pretty compelling argument. Also, I like saying “dames.”
Can’t we just give Anderson Cooper another show?
Hypothetically, if someone were to cut her brakes before she had a chance to film this, would it technically count as self-defence? I need to know… for a friend…
Will every episode include ways to lie and steal from your own children.