
Once upon a time, meaning now, in the faraway land of Get Out of My F*cking Way, Yah Filthy Vagrant, or as its known to the working class, New York City, an intern named Gary was in charge of ordering pilots for NBC. He, and therefore the network, had officially run out of new stories nine years prior, but that hadn’t stopped him/them before. Gary, who had brainstormed rebooting Knight Rider after discovering an episode of the original series in his grandmother’s basement, needed a fresh(ish) idea. So he Google’d “blonde girl,” and there he met Alice.
NBC has greenlighted Wonderland, a drama pilot set in the world of Lewis Carroll’s Alice In Wonderland that is executive produced by CSI creator Anthony Zuiker.
Wonderland is set in modern times and centers on Alice and a new character, Clara. Seven years ago, Clara’s life took an unexplained turn for the worse, and a mysterious stranger tells her there may be an explanation after all… an explanation that lies in the fantastical world of Wonderland. To revive her dreams and get her life back on track, Clara must wage war against Wonderland’s reigning Queen, the woman we once knew as Alice. (Via)
Gary took his own life after the miserable reaction to Wonderland‘s dubstep flashmob episode. THE END.



Network executive #1: “Boy that Once Upon a Time sure is pulling good ratings.
*** eight minutes of awkward silence ***
Network executive #2: “Think maybe we oughta do something like that?”
*** Executive #1 picks nose, ponders finger ***
Network executive #1: “Yahp.”
*** looks for dropped booger ***
ETC ETC NBC SUCKS
I got $50 bucks on the Smails kid to eat it.
Sadly, I’m betting it will be a hit thanks to 20 year old girls everywhere
So does anyone else think that the killer’s ex-wife is going to end up being the real leader of the cult on The Following or is it just me?
I definitely don’t trust her. I would probably let her kill me for other considerations.
It’s that new detective that they have leading the investigation. Who better to run a cult than the FBI taskforce leader on cults?
Pass. They can call me when they bring back Adventures in Wonderland. [www.youtube.com]
A CSI guy, eh? Does this mean all of NBC’s money will go
*removes glasses*
Down a rabbit hole?
/Yeeeeeeeeaaaaah!
that was awesome.
At this point. NBC’s failure is almost endearing.
I enjoyed the 10th Kingdom and Merlin. My hopes go to Kate Upton being Alice.