First off, let us all take a moment to genuflect in the direction of America’s benevolent ruler, Oprah, for it is her birthday. Happy birthday, Oprah!
Now, with that out of the way, some person on Twitter had the nerve to say that Oprah looked “old as hell” on TV last night, and I guess Oprah somehow has time to read the @ replies she gets from her ten billion followers because she actually responded to it. And then she just posted this pic of herself without makeup lounging around in her pajamas with Stedman, presumably after some hot sex…
That’ll show you, HATERZ!
And yes, I’m sorry for making you think of Oprah and Stedman having sex, just for the record.
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/photo/41/thumb)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2013/03/toyabruce-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/11/oprah-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/02/Picture-122-150x150.png)
You could say @kp1lady was OWNed…
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
/sees himself out
Hey, where’d the funny guy with the joke go?
Proof: Saddam Hussein is not dead.
I wish Paul Mooney jokes wouldn’t just pop into my head. Because I can never say them out loud.
Meh, Stedman’s a bottom.
A power bottom. You see, he generates all the power. It’s actually a very complicated and demanding role.
You think Oprah would waste valuable energy thrusting?
You guys got that all wrong- Steadmans a beard
how did oprah burn da hataz? did I miss something?
There was a healthy dose of sarcasm in that headline.
ohhhh
Pretty weak burn, because she does look old as hell.
barf. “i’m gonna fly to chicago tomorrow, but i’m gonna need you to send me a ticket. oh oh, and could you have a limousine to pick me up at the baggage claim? oprah….i love you baby”
So when you say hot sex you mean Oprah & Gale, Stedman and the Poolboy?
I believe Rashida Jones was indeed correct when she told Billy Eichner on “Billy on the Street” that Oprah likes to wear her PJs a lot. And then they both had a conversation about how Oprah should create her own pajama line and call it “Oprahjamas”. And they also talked about how Oprah’s jizz is probably like applesauce. SHE KNOWS OPRAH, YOU DIP-SHIT!