
It was a VERY busy day yesterday with pilot pick-ups. I’ve counted 18 so far (including the two that Josh wrote about earlier), and I don’t believe that the CW or ABC have weighed in yet. You should keep in mind that a pilot commitment does NOT mean the show will go to series; in fact, the odds are against most of these. However, expect that the next few weeks will be dominated by casting news as these pilots begin to get staffed. There will be more pilot commitments, as well, while some of these projects fall apart before they get going.
What do we have among this year’s contenders? A bunch of cop shows, some law shows, family comedies, some remakes and some adaptations. I don’t think anything based on the loglines we’ve been provided so far, really stands out, except maybe Sixth Gun or Blacklist (based on the talent behind it), plus obviously the Beverly Hills Cop television sequel.
Here are short descriptions for each of the pilot commitments. Do ANY of them grab your attention?
1. Beverly Hills Cop — This is perhaps the most high-profile pick-up of pilot season, and it’s one we’ve heard a lot about. Eddie Murphy is producing, and our friend Shawn Ryan is showrunning a continuation of the movie for CBS. The show picks up in the present day where Axel Foley’s son, played by Brandon T. Jackson, will take on wealthy criminals. Eddie Murphy will appear in the pilot.
2. Backstrom — Based on the Backstrom fiction series, this one sounds like another CBS procedural. It follows “an overweight, offensive, irascible detective as he tries and fails to change his self-destructive behavior,” and comes from Hart Hanson, the showrunner for Bones.
3. Friends With Better Lives — A sitcom for CBS, this multi-camera comedy follows a group of 30-something friends who each think the other has it better. It comes from Dana Klein.
4. Untitled Sean Hayes Sitcom — The good news for this NBC sitcom is that it comes from Victor Fresco, the guy behind the amazing Better Off Ted. The bad news is that it’s a multi-camera sitcom. The iffy news is that it stars Sean Hayes (Will & Grace). The logline is fairly generic: It’s about a guy who must figure out how to parent his 14-year-old daughter, who just moved in, while navigating a temperamental new boss at work.
5. Rake — In addition to the two pilots Josh already wrote about, Fox also picked up a Greg Kinnear series, based on an Australian series. It sounds like another legal procedural, but this one will be QUIRKY. It “follows the chaotic and comedic life of criminal defense lawyer Keegan Joye (Kinnear). Brilliant, frustratingly charming, and with zero filter, Keegan is one of life’s great addicts. His staggering lack of discretion and inability to self-censor land him the cases that nobody else wants, but behind that lies a resolute optimism and belief in justice that fuel his dogged determination to defend those who seem beyond redemption.”
6. Untitled Rand Ravich Drama — Rand Ravich is not a name you may have heard, but he was the guy behind the amazing Damian Lewis cop show, Life. He’s making a pilot for NBC, which again sounds fairly generic: It “follows an idealistic Secret Service agent who finds himself at the epicenter of an international crisis on his first day on the job. He will need to cross moral and legal lines as he navigates the highest levels of power and corruption on his search for the truth.”
7. Sixth Gun — This NBC drama comes from our old pal Carlton Cuse (Lost). It’s based on a graphic novel of the same name and it is the “story of six mythical guns in the Old West. When the Sixth Gun, the most powerful and dangerous of the group, resurfaces in the hands of an innocent girl named Becky Montcrief, dark forces reawaken. Vile men thought long dead set their sights on retrieving the gun and killing Becky. Only Drake Sinclair, a self-serving gunfighter, stands in evil’s way.”
8. DJ Nash Sitcom — The half-hour comedy, from Jason Bateman’s production company, is loosely based on DJ Nash’s life, centering on “a son idolizing his blind father and bemused by his mother’s newfound adolescence who watches his family come closer together post-divorce.”
9. Girlfriend in a Coma — This NBC show is not based on the life of Manti Te’o, but rather about a woman who was in a coma for 17 years and wakes up to find out she has a 17-year-old daughter from a pregnancy she was unawares of.
10. Holding Patterns — An an ensemble multi-camera comedy for NBC about a group of friends whose lives completely change after they survive a plane crash.
11. Blacklist — John Eisendrath (Alias) is behind this NBC drama that “centers on the world’s most wanted criminal who mysteriously turns himself in and offers to give up everyone he has ever worked with. His only condition is he will only work with a newly minted FBI agent with whom he seemingly has no connection.”
12. The List — The List comes from Ruben Fleischer (Zombieland). The Fox thriller centers on “Deputy U.S. Marshal Dan Shaker who, when members of the Federal Witness Security Program start getting killed, leads the hunt for the person who stole “the list” – a file with the identities of every member of the program.”
13. Sleepy Hollow — The Fox drama comes from Alex Kurtzman and Bob Orci, and it’s basically Once Upon a Time set in the Sleepy Hollow universe: It’s being described as a modern–day supernatural thriller based on The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow, and “it follows Ichabod Crane as he partners with Sleepy Hollow’s local female sheriff to solve the mysteries of a town ravaged by the battle between good and evil.”
14. To My Assistant — This Fox comedy “revolves around the assistants at a big New York law firm who band together as a family to help each other cope with the obnoxious, overbearing bosses who test their sanity on a daily basis.”
15. Friends and Family — The Fox comedy is based on the British series, Gavin & Stacey and chronicles “the long-distance relationship between a man from England (Matthew Horne) and a woman from Wales (Joanna Page) who start off talking on the phone. They eventually decide to meet, and hit it off — but must navigate their eccentric families and friends.”
16. House Rules — ANOTHER Fox sitcom (this doesn’t bode well for Fox’s entire slate of existing sitcoms, save for New Girl), this one “centers on a neurotic family with contempt for all things normal that tries their best to fit into their small Midwest town where everyone knows each other and politeness reigns.”



17: None of the above
Co-sign.
Sleepy Hollow the TV series? They’re just insulting up openly now.
Can I co-co-sign? Is that possible? If so, I co-co-sign: None of the above. I recently made a comment that as the networks, openly go for the ‘lowest common denominator’ demographic, and abandon any attempt to do anything interesting – the ‘Golden Age of TV’ is officially over. Fringe is gone, 30 Rock and Community will be over by May. We’re coming up on the last season of “Breaking Bad”. Besides FX, HBO and Showtime – tv doesn’t have much to offer anymore. I think someone responded by saying “People say that every year.” But when “Breaking Bad” is gone – are you going to replace it with one of the shows listed above? I think not…
Going to concur with WCPhils here. These all sound like complete dogshit on paper.
co-co-co sign
“Girlfriend in a coma” has the rights to The Smiths song as a theme, right? Otherwise fuck it.
I was thinking the same thing.
I know. I know. It’s serious.
@Upstate Underdog I am glad it wasn’t just me.
I can’t tell whether it’s going to be a comedy or a drama, but it sounds unbearable as either. Maybe I could bear it as a variety show?
@DanceGrooves I like it, I like it a lot.
Where bands come on and play music by the Smiths, and act out sketches based on the life of Morrissey? And there’s a fierce anti-immigrant sentiment to the show…I should shut up and set up a meeting with NBC; they’re so desperate they’ll greenlight anything nowadays.
It sounds like an 80s sitcom parody
Maybe they could get the Rembrandts to do a more upbeat cover?
@arm123 Christ, don’t even joke about it.
Two things: 1) I saw Morrissey on Monday. 2) When I heard Girlfriend in a Coma as a child, I thought it was 100% true and super depressing.
Girlfriend in a Coma? The title has nothing to do with the description other than “coma”.
That’s the kind of thinking that got “Badge Patrol” turned into “Police Cops.”
Is it called Girlfriend in a Coma because the daughter starts dating her mom?
Season 1 Finale Cliffhanger: 17 year old daughter hit by a bus, put into coma, also pregnant. That’s top notch television right there.
“Girlfriend ina Coma”….if it runs on Cinemax……after midnight….
Plotwise, it already sounds like it did.
If you’re basing a sitcom on a Smiths song, you need to be murdered by Cure fans.
I wonder if Beverly Hills Cop will be an absolute failure like the mid-90′s Get Smart featuring Maxwell Smart’s son or just a near absolute failure like the recent Knight Rider reboot featuring Michael Knight’s son.
Because Beverly Hills Cop was a huge success for its appeal to the Nielsen ratings crowd.
That one has my vote for “Most watched pilot because: Eddie Murphy. Least watched show every episode after that.”
C’mon, Shit Snacks, there was a period when Eddie Murphy was funny. Unfortunately he’s been horribly not funny a lot longer than BHC and 48 Hours.
Well, Bowfinger wasn’t horrible.
I do enjoy the Aussie original Rake, I hope they keep the fun parts and don’t dour it up. I also hope they keep the powdered wigs.
Sixth gun could be good. Or maybe not, but it at least catches my interest.
Friends With Better Lives could be awesome if it had any bite to it, but “CBS” and “multi-camera” pretty much preclude that happening
I liked “Girlfriend in a Coma” better when it was a Spanish movie called “Talk to Her.”
And it was actually about, you know, a girlfriend who was in a coma.
1. Sixth Gun is an awesome comic book with lots of good TV potential
2. Better off “TED”, although “Better off Dead” with Cusack ain’t bad…
the sixth gun is a pretty awesome comic book series. if NBC can pull of a supernatural Deadwood then it could be a pretty awesome tv show too. or it could suck. id like to see them try it out regardless of the outcome.
I actually think that the better the comic is the more likely they are to fuck it up. I am definitely going to look for the graphic novel though, sounds interesting.
Sixth Gun. Great comic and I’m hoping Cuse’s history of supernatural/sci-fi westerns will help get some good cameos. (I’m looking at you Campbell!)
I see no acceptable Fringe replacement, not even the one by the guys who were so involved in Fringe. Booooooo.
I’m not watching any new shows anymore. The ones I think are good get cancelled so I’m just going to watch stuff on Netflix and Amazon Prime until they get deleted from there. Then it’s on to books, I suppose.
My show is about a person in law enforcement of some kind who gets into a hairy situation of some kind and this person is irascible with no filter…think House in some kind of law enforcement job.
Make sure one of them can’t read. That will ensure some heartfelt moments or cheap seconds of hilarity.
Wasn’t Sixth Gun also called Dead Mans Gun?
Sixth Gun is a great book. AMC, FX, or HBO could do it justice
too bad it’s NBC. What up Revolution?
A great bIg UUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH to everything on this list save for Sixth Gun and maybe Blacklist.
I want to punch all these shows in their faces.
That would make for better viewing than anything on this list.
Take “To My Assistant”, make them work for a temp placement company that puts them in a new company every couple of weeks with “obnoxious, overbearing bosses who test their sanity on a daily basis” and you might have a decent show.
Other than that, they mostly sound like crap.
So Rake is just House set in a courtroom with a less talented lead, yes?
Sixth Gun sounds promising, no way NBC doesn’t fuck it up though.
“This NBC show is not based on the life of Manti Te’o, but rather about a woman who was in a coma for 17 years and wakes up to find out she has a 17-year-old daughter from a pregnancy she was unawares of.”
So, Kill Bill if the Bride stayed in the coma longer?
Beatrix was pretty aware of her pregnancy.
Ya, but she thought she lost the baby
Vicar Kerekes Plays Pool. She wears the same style of dress ad she did in THAT scene but in a different colour each episode. I would watch that until my heart stopped.
*sticks tongue out at unnoticed auto complete* Vica.
Do people under 35 watch sitcoms?
No, but they’re all written by people under 35 who would be otherwise unemployed, so it works out.
Ha! That makes sense. I feel like the people in charge of TV and Movies have absolutely zero idea how the public actually watches things.
Or maybe they’re churning out crap aimed at fat people from Iowa.
“Or maybe they’re churning out crap aimed at fat people from Iowa.”
Win.
Those all look so bad
Hi, I’m an idiot and don’t understand the difference between single camera and multi camera, and why multicamera sitcoms are all bad and they should feel bad and I feel bad.
Multi-camera sitcoms are basically done on a set with mounted cameras and cuts within the same take – think Seinfeld or Cheers or more recently Two Broke Girls. Single-camera shows are more of a hand-held approach; think Sex in the City or the West Wing or Louie. As shown by the examples above, neither style is necessarily bad or good, but multi-camera tend to have a broader appeal so they are more likely to suck, whereas single-camera tend to be more creative and niche-y, so there’s a better chance you’ll find something that appeals to your particular taste in a way that a show that reaches for a broader audience won’t.
Thanks! If there was such at thing as Uproxx gold, I’d give you some.
Also, multi-cam shows tend to be filmed before a studio audience (I think Whitney was the first multi-cam not to have an audience), so you’ll hear the laughing of the audience at the taping (or the laugh track, in the case of Whitney). Single-cam sit-coms are not done before a studio audience (I think it would be nearly impossible to do so) and have no laugh track (although Sports Night, which I don’t think was ever multi-cam actually used a laugh track in its first season). None of these rules are set in stone, but rather are rules of thumb. And I agree with Zach’s characterization of what types of shows are done in which format.
Sixth Gun might get my attention.
So is S.H.I.E.L.D. not on the docket yet?
17. Here’s Waldo – A multi camera comedy about a man in his late 20′s named Waldo(Christopher Mintz-Plasse) who had been “lost in the crowd” while living in some big cities during his college years and now has moved back home to his midwestern hometown to live with his mom (Laurie Metcalf) and wacky cousin Randy (Jon Reep). Sometimes it’s nice to be found…..even it if is by your own crazy friends and family from rural Missouri. Written and Produced by the sickly twisted nipples of Tommy Dickles
So ‘Rake’ is just ‘House’ only in a courthouse instead of a hospital. Great.
And I see someone already made this comment and I just missed it. Sorry David Bowies Nipple Antennae, I ripped you.
I believe the colloquial expression is “stepped on his dick”.
Well, every House has a Rake.
17. It Runs In The Family.
Charlie Sheen plays Lindsay Lohan’s dad and they do MASSIVE amounts of cocaine and then solve crimes as private investigators in Hollywood. Lots of cameos and hilarity ensues.
no no, they solve crimes they committed while blacked out.
I would watch this.
This sounds like a dream I had.
18. Hysterical Literature: The Gameshow
Starlets read their favorite passages from the canon while being pleasured under a table. The longer they can hold out, the more money they earn for their charities. Chrissy Teigen will host.
Blacklist – because Safe House worked for 2 hours, we’ll make it work for 2 seasons. /sigh
But the answer, really, is any (read: most) of them. A show is not defined by its 1-2 sentence blurb for its pilot. An even more fun exercise would be to dig up actual short scrips for pilots of what became great shows (or try to make up descriptive ones) and see how many of those shows you would objectively decide to watch purely based on that description.
4. Untitled Sean Hayes Sitcom — The good news for this NBC sitcom is that it comes from Victor Fresco, the guy behind the amazing Better Off Ted. The bad news is that it’s a multi-camera sitcom. The iffy news is that it stars Sean Hayes (Will & Grace). The logline is fairly generic: It’s about a guy who must figure out how to parent his 14-year-old daughter, who just moved in, while navigating a temperamental new boss at work.
I do like Better Off Ted, and I’m lukewarm on Sean Hayes.
7. Sixth Gun — This NBC drama comes from our old pal Carlton Cuse (Lost). It’s based on a graphic novel of the same name and it is the “story of six mythical guns in the Old West. When the Sixth Gun, the most powerful and dangerous of the group, resurfaces in the hands of an innocent girl named Becky Montcrief, dark forces reawaken. Vile men thought long dead set their sights on retrieving the gun and killing Becky. Only Drake Sinclair, a self-serving gunfighter, stands in evil’s way.”
While I like the comic, most of that’s because of Brian Hurtt’s art, and I doubt a TV budget could pull it off.
9. Girlfriend in a Coma — This NBC show is not based on the life of Manti Te’o, but rather about a woman who was in a coma for 17 years and wakes up to find out she has a 17-year-old daughter from a pregnancy she was unawares of.
If this goes anything like the book did, it’s definitely going to be interesting.
Better off Ted deserved a lot better fate than its terrible, terrible name. I pass a housing development called Veridian on my way to the beach, and I haven’t yet not thought of BoT.
5. Rake. Kind of funny that they named the character Keegan Joye, when the actor who played the son of the Australian version of the character is named Keegan Joyce. The original series is worth watching, so this gets a chance.
64. “Mixed Martial Art” follows Art Sandoval, a 20something Mexican banker who decides to become an MMA fighter. Hilarity ensues when he finds out his estranged daughter is a ring girl for the local promotion, and she moves in with her white husband and in-laws.
I forgt to mention the daughter is a time traveler, and the husband was adopted by Choctaw Indians who never speak, only shake their heads in shame.
I also forgot, Ted McGinley is his trainer and father figure who is also a talking pie.
Porky, you need to get to Hollywood, ASAP
Crap. Rake is actually pretty decent, which means the American TV adaptation will suck balls.
If Brisco County Jr. has a cameo in The Sixth Gun, count me IN!!!
We’re probably about 18 months away from ABC putting on a high school TV drama where the main characters are all analogues of the Disney Princesses.
“Ariel” – the budding filmmaker
“Belle” – the aspiring writer
“Rose” – always falling asleep in class
“Cindy” – the girl from the wrong side of the tracks
and
“Tiana” – the black one
No thanks on all of them. Network television is a big joke these days. Crap shows. Crap singing competitions. Crap Crap Crap
So “Girlfriend in a Coma” is based on the Douglas Coupland book of the same name then, right?