This is our last Golden Globes post of the day, we swear, but Taylor Swift fans vs. the perfect creature on Earth known as Tina Fey is too good to ignore. But first, let’s momentarily celebrate the Globes getting its highest ratings in six years, which is confusing for NBC. The ceremony’s “18-49 score is up 23 percent from last year,” according to the Hollywood Reporter, which may have had to do with hosts Amy Poehler and Tina Fey, stars of two Internet-beloved shows, but with dreadful weekly Nielsen numbers.
As for Taylor vs. Tina, a recap:
After losing the Golden Globe for Best Original Song to Adele, Taylor Swift faced ridicule from the Globes hosts over her split from Harry Styles, the latest in a long line of public, lyrics-inspiring breakups. “You know what, Taylor Swift? You stay away from Michael J Fox’s son,” Tina Fey told a laughing crowd. (Via)
Oh no she didn’t?! Yes, obviously, she did; block quotes do NOT lie. T-Swift’s fans, whose acknowledgement of 30 Rock‘s existence I’m assuming is limited to when they type “30″ instead of “22″ on iTunes, were quick to knock that RUDE, OLD host down a few pegs. #tayloryoullfindonelovedayyouretoogoodfortheglobesanyway
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LULZ
My favorite is the one where the guy defending Swift also calls her a bitch. Superb.
Not just “a” bitch, “HIS” bitch. The compliment is implicit.
guys we should all live in the big city, you too tina! where do you live huh!? i bet it’s someplace stupid.
oh new york? hmm……well that place must be full of bitches.
Don’t forget that Tina is all alone! Unlike Taylor, who ALWAYS has someone to keep her company.
Oh snap, YoureNotSorry13 comin’ in hot with a burn using T-Swift’s own lyrics!
and how would you know they are Swift’s lyrics hmm?
I have the horrible misfortune of being married to someone who absolutely loves her.
I don’t want to say divorce is the only option, but it’s not not the only option.
Also, it’s amazing how everyone is all anti-bullying these days, but as soon as you make a joke about one of their heroes, they’ll hate-tweet you for months on end.
I am so hopeful about our future, seeing how literate all her fans are.
So, does every pop musician have stupid fans who overreact to everything? Or is it only certain ones?
Only the ones that make mediocre music.
Just imagine if they had twitter when I was 13, I probably would have been defending some terrible “artist” like Skee-Lo.
How dare you make fun of @chrisgaines! He’s twice the music star you are weird al!
“You leave Matchbox 20 the fuck alone, 1998 version of Tina Fey!”
Someone explain the relevance on Michael J Fox’s son to the joke. Please use small words so I can understand.
Fact 1: Everyone loves Michael J. Fox.
Fact 2: His kids/family have never been in the press.
Fact 3: Taylor Swift ruins everything she touches.
Fact 4: Anything Tina Fey says is funny.
I think it’s more because of that nasty business he gets into with Griff Tannen in a couple year. The last thing she needs is a controversy like that.
Michael J Fox’s son was the “Golden Globe Boy” last night. Nary a joke about Clint Eastwood’s spoilt entitled daughter, tho…
He was there
Thank you, all. I was confused as well…
I didn’t get it either. I didn’t hear “son” either and for a second thought she had made a joke about Parkinson’s. Which is always hilarious.
I would have liked it more if it was Michael J Fox, Swift’s new single would have been called “Shake, Rattle, and Shake some more”
The real news here is that John Lennon is on Twitter!
If he’s going to use language like that toward Tina Fey, Mark David Chapman needed to do a better job.
“Hey Taylor Swift, you’re overrated and all of your songs sound the same”
Now I can sit and wait for the tween hate tweets (god I love the internet).
HOW DARE YOU?! Did you know she lived in a BIG city?
they won’t understand, you used both “your” and “you’re” correctly…
Isn’t it kind of horseshit how she’s basically built this huge career around bitching about her ex-boyfriends? What if the roles were reversed and some dude made millions off all the tang he’s slain? (not that it might not already happen)
Meet John Mayer.
Isn’t that half of all rap music right there?
Just when you think there couldn’t be anything dumber in the world up pops Twitter to prove you wrong.
“Don’t be such a mean person you fucking bitch!!!”
Oh the irony
And these are the people that NBC wants to curb their programming to? Jesus.
That is correct.
Young Adults ages 18-29 is a choice demographic, plus they’re dumber then rocks and will buy whatever they’re told… We’ll make a mint in advertising!
I’m particularly impressed by Austin Sasser’s “don’t insult my bitch” – clearly a chivalrous knight of the internet, dedicated to the defence of his lady’s honour.
I’m not sure how Natella got from “stay away from Michael J Fox’s son” to “you’re a whore”, so I’m going to assume she is in some way projecting her own self-image onto the woman she idolises, and assuming that other minds work in similar ways. So yes, I’m being a jerk, but Natella probably thinks Taylor Swift is a whore.
In related news, I like Nutella on toast.
Mmm Nutella
There’s a place by me that sells the legit Nutella. The stuff from Germany in a glass jar. None of that plastic American shit.
This is what I love about Twitter. It makes it so easy to locate and identify all the dumb animals that have no taste.
Well, shoot. I thought that was the best joke of the night. I also enjoyed that handsome lead actor who was nominated for playing the role of “a volleyball player with restless leg syndrome.”
Now all celebrites must live in fear of the wrath of tweens on twitter. Whats next, a boycott of Tosh because he calls bieber a fag. Swifts just a stupid drama queen who doesnt put out, she deserves to get ridiculed. If she airs her dirty laundry, people will take notice
uh, those kids are like 12. it would be weird if they didn’t say dumb shit on twitter, i mean ‘launch a ijhad agasint tina fey’.
Natella – “I bet she’s so upset and embarrased right now”
Rest of the world – “GOOD, SHE SHOULD BE!”
Amazing. Thank you for this.
Would have never thought to look to spot these, thanks for the post
You, with your words like knives
And swords and weapons that you use against me
You have knocked me off my feet again
Got me feeling like I’m nothing
You, with your voice like nails on a chalkboard
Calling me out when I’m wounded
You picking on the weaker man
You can take me down with just one single blow
But you don’t know, what you don’t know…
Someday I’ll be living in a big ol’ city
And all you’re ever gonna be is mean
Someday I’ll be big enough so you can’t hit me
And all you’re ever gonna be is mean
Why you gotta be so mean?
Didn’t Tina Fey write mean girls?….I mean Did they not know she was a funny bitch already?
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if these girls’ favorite movie was “Mean Girls” and they found out that the woman who joked about their beloved Tay wrote it?
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be front row for their brains melting?
Yeah, look, these kids don’t watch old movies.
@Billybob: I’mna let you finish, but that may be the best comment on this thing of all time. ALL TIME.
Slayer fan is pretty rational.
I think a real news story would be if a teenage Taylor Swift fan used Twitter to express a thought that WASN’T baseless and asinine.
Taylor Swift looks like a Cricket with Acromegaly.
If John Lennon could tweet from his grave I’m sure the last artist he’d tweet about would be Taylor Swift.
Maybe if he was tweeting about dragging her into the grave as well?
You don’t think the guy broke up the Beatles over Yoko Ono would enjoy a talentless drama queen?
Maybe they should change the name of this site to “Hey, Amy Poeller and Tina Fey hosted an awards show. Here’s another story about it.”
Argo fuck yourself.
I remember when I only liked Amy Poehler for her talent and comedy. Now I also like her for her boobs.
You’re growing as a person, man. That’s fantastic.
I always liked Amy Poehler for the boobs……and Tina Fey……for her juicys…
Can we take up a collection to pay John Mayer to marry this chick so she will go away?
And launch the music worlds version of the Apocalypse? 3 weeks of love ballads followed by 7 years of breakup songs. Are you out of your mind?
How mean of people to make fun of how Taylor Swift says mean things about her exes in her songs.
Taylor Swift fans: Making a run at Bieber fans for top Twitter Trolls.
Taylor Swift fans are mad? That is adorable. Like puppies when they grab something with their little teeth and growl and shake their tiny heads when you try to take it away from them.
This is hilarious, but also a sad reminder these people do exist. I like the one that gets way to personal with Fey as if insulting her more than she insulted Swift makes it better. I would defend Fey, but we’re all at least moderately intelligent people here, right?
I’m not familiar with Taylor Swift’s music, but it must be full of anger and hate because that’s what her fans spew forth when someone disses her.