You may need some help reacting to this: back in November, Danger wrote about the Community XXX parody, or more specifically, the lack of a Community XXX parody. According to Alison Brie, “They shot a Community porn movie, but it’s never going to be seen, because they’re not going to distribute it, because not enough people know what the show is.” That is the saddest statement ever, but apparently, Alison, the beautiful, rare, delicate snowflake that she is, is also a goddamn liar, because a Redditor (of course) uncovered scenes from the film.
Had to block out some of the photos/words, but please note the sentence, “What all of your faves get it on.” Still better marketing than what NBC’s given the actual show.
“Britta confronts Abed…and has sex with him.” CLASSIC Britta. By the way, the woman playing Annie looks like:
Pierce and Shirley are featured in the banner image. On the plus side, at least they hired someone black. If you go to the Reddit link, you can watch out scenes from the movie, which is not called Cummunity, but be warned: the joke in this GIF will become all too literal.
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This is strange.
I watched a clip. The Shirley does the laugh.
Dana DeArmond follows me on Twitter. I should ask her about this.
omg I really wanna see that clip Josh.
I’m guessing there are a lot of Annie gasps.
Clearly this is a sign that the show has “made it.” We have the movie, now they have to give us six seasons.
I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Dan Harmon wrote the script for this. All five pages of it.
So THIS is what NBC meant by October 19th…
They’re not even trying with the funny porn titles anymore. “Cummunity”? See, was that so hard?
Welcome to 2001.
Heh-heh, you said, “hard”.
Communitity
I too miss the days when a little effort was plowed into these things.
Is that Herschel Savage?
You know it is. Im ashamed, because I know it is too.
I have the weirdest boner.
What is Jon Stewart doing in this?
nailed it.
I wonder if they can get the rights to Daybreak for this?
Where is the Inspector Spacetime parody? Then we’re down the goddamn rabbit hole.
If you’re so sure about what it ain’t, how about telling us what it am?
I like Jada Fire. Also, interesting tidbit: Alexis Texas is supposedly a racist, which makes me wonder if there woulda been a Britta-Troy scene if Britta had been played by someone else.
I thought she just didn’t do black guys? Because I’ve seen her with black chicks but no dudes.
I’m just glad that fool Brian Pumper isn’t Troy.
Hmm, I guess I don’t really know, now that you ask. But drawing any lines in terms of race seems like racism to me, either of her own volition or for her boyfriend’s sake or something. But maybe it’s just an issue of size, I don’t know.
This XXX parody is skeets ahead!
Put that on the box. Youre welcome, Hustler.
Genius!
Pop Pop!
How ironic is it that porn Annie’s boobs are smaller than Annie’s boobs?
My thoughts, in order, was the following:
1. Oh god.
2. Is nothing sacred anymore?
3. At least the makers seem to have seen a few episodes.
4. Sindee Jennings is still doing scenes? I thought she retired.
5. I can’t wait for Oct. 19.
6….I need to Torrent client login.
4: Same thought I had about Jada Fire. But remember that this thing is like two years old, and didn’t get released then because people don’t know Community. Which I guess means that the producers were big enough fans to not care about the popularity thing.
This is sacrilege, and the people who are responsible should be brought to justice.
Does anyone know if they put The Dean in this thing? I feel like it could get seriously weird if they did. Like, crossing through multiple genres of porn simultaneously weird.
I knew this internet was garbled.
All that complaining and petitioning, and all we got was “sex sessions in a movie.”
Hah! Nice! Now where’s the porn parody of The Cape?
Meh.
All the porn I’m going to need is that Alison Brie GIF.
Annie should have been played by Stoya. It is the only casting I would accept.
Rule 34 people.
TROY AND ABED IN MY BUUUUUTTHOLE.
If there are no darkest timeline felt merkins the reality will be shattered for me.
Based on what I read, apparently the “plot” is that Abed is imagining different people in the group having sex and describing it to Troy. You can probably guess the pairings from the screenshot above. Pierce overhears him and rats him out to everyone. Because Britta thinks that Abed imagined her masturbating because she’s a feminist and doesn’t have sex with men or something, she has sex with him on the table in front of the group.
Yeah.
Oh, and Abed has a heavy Spanish accent.