Walton Goggins’ Justified character is absolutely fascination in its evolution. The Boyd Crowder we met in the pilot episode of Justified — the character who was originally supposed to be killed off — was a rocket-launching, born-again white supremacist. Over the course of the series, however, as the audience became more invested in Boyd Crowder, he’s evolved from a racist miscreant to a charming anti-villain who, at times, borders on anti-hero. Ahead of the debut of Justified tonight, the man behind Boyd, Walton Goggins, gave a fascinating interview with New York Magazine (read the whole thing), but the most fascinating tidbit is Goggins’ affection for sprawling, old-school pubic hair on ladies.
From New York Magazine:
“Can I tell you how much I miss pubic hair?” Goggins confides. “My mom was a bit of a hippie, and I grew up seeing it on her and her sisters. It’s so beautiful, so feminine. To me, if the size of a penis dictates virility, the length of a woman’s pubic hair dictates her femininity.” I suggest that this might be a minority opinion in the era of the Brazilian. He shakes his head. “Men don’t even want hair on their bodies anymore. What’s going on? We’re animals, man! It’s really f*cking weird.”
There’s a lot to process and unpack from that statement, but I’ll let you all draw your own conclusions. I don’t know what to think about Walton Goggins’ tastes in pubic hair, but I’m glad he said it, and now I’m awfully curious about Ava Crowder. The scene from American Pie 2 is likely the closest we’ll ever get to finding out.
(Source: Vulture)
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SENTENCE? “My mom was a bit of a hippie, and I grew up seeing it on her and her sisters. It’s so beautiful, so feminine.”
WHY WAS HE ABLE TO SEE HIS MOTHER AND AUNT’S PUBIC HAIR?
What part of “hippie” don’t you understand?
I know plenty of hippies, but there is a difference between a “hippie” and a nudest.
My hippie friends might let their little kids run around naked, but the adults all wear clothes.
I believe there’s a difference between a nudist and being the nudest too.
YOU FOUND MY TYPO ON THE INTERNET!! SICK BURN BRO!!
I’m the nudest nudist.
BobLawBlaw, a typo is when you accidentally spell a word wrong that you know how to spell correctly, like your fingers just hit the wrong keys. The E is nowhere near the I, you just don’t know how to spell “nudist.” Don’t feel bad, it’s a tricky word.
No, he’s talking about real hippies, not yuppies who shop at Whole Foods and listen to Ani DiFranco.
Isn’t being nudest the one with the least clothes?
*applause*
I mean, I can’t say I don’t like the brazilian look, and the underneath-y area really should be bare, but I love a big, wide bush up top. I know my opinion on the matter isn’t as interesting as Boyd Crowder’s, but it’s presented by way of agreeing with his. I like him even more than I already did.
Though I must say if I ever saw a bush that looked like Boyd’s coif, I would turn and run.
What if it looked like Dickie Bennett’s hair?
I’d marry it, then fuck it, then kill it.
Great, now I will watch the show and every time I see him he’ll have 3 inch pubes caught in his teeth. Great.
“The length of a woman’s pubic hair dictates her insanity.” is obviously what he meant to say, right.
He looks like he did a lot of waxing for his role on Sons of Anarchy.
Poetic?
“To me, if the size of a penis dictates virility, the length of a woman’s pubic hair dictates her femininity.”
And there goes any mystery when it comes to Venus Van Dam.
He must be a huge fan of vintage 1970′s porn.
A quick personal anecdote about Goggins…
Last year I was on a plane seated next to an older, eccentric woman of the South. She had to be in her late 70s, early 80s. We struck up a conversation and she went on to tell me stories of her swinging single days back when she was a stewardess for a big airline. Let’s just say that she had a good time and wasn’t shy about talking about it. Somehow it came up that she was Walton’s aunt.
Fast forward to last summer and I’m meeting some friends at Bacchanal, an outdoor restaurant/wine bar in Nola. I’m the first to get there and as I’m searching for a place for me and my friends to sit, I spot Goggins sitting alone reading a script. Naturally, I couldn’t resist going over and introducing myself, wherein I mention meeting his aunt on a plane. He laughed heartily and invited me to sit down. Then my friends started showing up and we all just organically gathered around and hung out together for a couple of hours. Walton seriously couldn’t have been a nicer dude. Just fun, funny, curious and gregarious as can be. At some point I asked him about the script he was reading. It was the script for Django Unchained. He let me flip through it. I’ll never forget that, nor will I forget the looks of astonishment on the faces of friends who knew him from The Shield and Justified as they arrived and casually introduced them to Walton. (One of them tweeted about it here: [twitter.com])
And now I can’t help but wonder if that aunt of his wasn’t one of the ladies who influenced his view on female pubic hair.
Having been to Bacchanal, it surprises me not even a little bit that Goggins would hang out there.
Even better that he just went there alone to sip wine and read.
I would have flipped. Just re-watched all of the Shield, again. He would have hated me because I would have just called him Cleatus Van Damme. But seriously, cool story bro.
A+++++ starry bra. Would read again.
Great story! Thank you for corroborating our collective impression that he’s a swell fella.
Gentlemen, gentlemen, does anyone stop to consider the lady’s preference, here? Full disclosure, my Schick TrimStyle® died on me a week ago and I am so itchy down there that sometimes I seriously feel like I WANT TO DIE.
Not everything is groomed for his pleasure, is all I’m saying.
The Best Wife in the World uses my Conair beard trimmer ($15 or so) for close grooming. It’s lasted about five years (so much heavier-duty than those girly things they’re selling now) even though it goes through AA’s like an Apple mouse.
Just MAKE SURE YOU USE THE PLASTIC BLADE LENGTH THING FOR PROTECTION IN THE CRITICAL AREAS or you’ll be in the worst pain ever. Unless you like that.
What are you waiting for? Go out and buy a new one.
@OFBCM, got the same one but has a rechargeable battery.
@Old Fat Bald Chick Magnet, Noted and … NOTED. My husband doesn’t have the follicle prowess to grow a beard himself, but I am now considering a manly upgrade.
@Upstate Underdog, Not everyone’s days are filled with leisurely trips to Target, you know. I’m a busy woman. Busy, and very, very itchy.
“manly upgrade,” huh?
Oh, you mean the trimmer. Walgreen’s is right on the way home.
When I first read this post I thought it was one of those weird spambots that places ad in blog comments.
HOW did I not see that coming?
@Johnny Bravo: I thought so too until I saw the bank draft! Can you believe Raylan’s uncle’s mother’s cousin is making $7765 sitting at the computer?
Good point; a woman needs to style to what makes her feel the sexy; be it marble-top or braided.
@Old Fat Bald Chick Magnet
Totally OT, but I’ve been looking for a beard trimmer here in the US, you recommend this one?
Hey, here’s a pun for your enjoyment or derision:
Walton Goggins Waxes Pubic In New York Magazine Interview
Second best bit from that article:
The next drawing is startling, even for Schiele: a portrait of the artist getting a hand job. “Look at this—come on! We have the same haircut,” says Goggins, running a hand through his own black spikes. “The high forehead. The cheekbones. It’s crazy how much I look like him.” I point to the artist’s member—as large as the blasé woman holding it. “Yeah, that too,” he says.
“Luxurious” is the word you are looking for.