
Justified (FX) – I don’t know if you guys have heard about this, but Justified is back tonight. (NOTE: I have seen tonight’s premiere because I am a big fancy TV blogger, and I can confirm that it is at least as dope as you’re hoping it is. Boyd Crowder completes me.)
Cougar Town (TBS) – Tonight is the TBS premiere of the under-watched, wine-soaked former ABC sitcom. This is important not only because it is a funny and good show, but also because (a) it currently employs friend of UPROXX Justin Halpern, and (b) the concept of a cable network “saving” a critically-adored but ratings-challenged show is in its experimental phase, so root like hell for Cougar Town if you want to see it happen more often.
Happy Endings (ABC) – Oh, hey, speaking of critically-adored but ratings-challenged shows that I’d like to see get rescued by a cable network (if it comes to that, which I hope it doesn’t), we’ll have a double-dip recap post of Happy Endings for you tomorrow that covers both tonight’s episode and Sunday’s.
New Girl/The Mindy Project (Fox) – Sorry, ladies. Not tonight. There’s just too much going on. Maybe some other time.
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family) – Midseason premiere. I know what that means, technically, but it doesn’t make it any less silly. You took a break and came back, Pretty Little Liars. Don’t try to trick me.
Snooki & JWOWW (MTV) – Nope nope nope.
Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC) – Kimmel moves to 11:35 tonight to compete with Leno and Letterman, and his guests are Jennifer Aniston and No Doubt. Apparently when ABC said they were starting the show earlier his bookers thought they meant “in 1997.” (I kid, I kid.)
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Brian Williams and Morrissey are on Letterman; Billy Connelly is on Ferguson; Emma Stone and Josh Gad are on Leno; Jeff Bridges and Marlon Wayans are on Fallon; Kaley Cuoco and Anthony Mackie are on Conan; and Vikings punter and beloved Internet guy Chris Kluwe is on Colbert.



They really need to get Ian McShane on Justified.
Only if they can use “cocksucker” uncensored.
Justified and Cougar Town? Excellent.
You guys clearly arranged with ABC a weekly double-dose of Happy Endings, resulting in a single update in efforts to give us all less opportunities for badges.
NOTE: I have seen tonight’s premiere because I am a big fancy TV blogger
Man, we’ve come a long way from harassing Ufford for daring to mention that he got screeners for some shows. Now we can yell at DG instead!
I was just planning on saying “dope” a bunch of times and see who notices.
Come at me, y’all.
HEY GUYS I’VE GOT “GIRLS” SCREENERS
*runs away from hurled vegetables, computers*
Maybe I’ll just pour my wine and bourbon into the same glass, really get super-classy about tonight. What should I call it? Bourb-wine? Wourbon? Wineboun? Bourbine!!!!!!!!!
Bourbondy?
If I have a port I could have a bourt…
Maker’sLot?
Ca-Beam-et Sauvignon?
That’s it, I’m done.
Fantastic. Getting my high class drunk on!
Bourblot for my money.
Howabout a bourbon spritzer?
By the way: I tried Cougar Town in the first season because I thought it might Scrubsy, but it was too sitcommy (Friends-like pauses for the laugh track, that kind of thing) for my taste. Is it worth going back?
like most sitcoms, it takes half a dozen episodes or so to find it’s feet. so, yes.
Might have to give this Justified thing a try. I also have never watched Breaking Bad. I know. I know. Hold your boos. At this point I figured I should just wait till the show wraps up, get every season on DVD, stock up on booze, take a week off work and, if it’s half as good as everyone says it is, be prepared to have my mind blown for several days straight.
Watch Breaking Bad IMMEDIATELY! I promise you, it’ll live up to the hype.
That might be what she said. But the only way a single mom is making that kind of money working those kind of hours from her home is if she actually working from her bed. She’s a prostitute is what I’m saying.
You know? I’ve come to terms with the imminent mortality of Community. But, I’ll be damned if I’m ready to let Happy Endings go!
Two more episodes of season 3 to watch and then I’m all caught up and can join in on the Justified discussion tomorrow. First season I’ll actually be able to watch live.
Is there going to be a Justified live blog?
NOPE… we put on our stetsons on and drank our bourbon neat.
I was wondering where the Happy Endings recap was after I got done watching Sunday’s episode last night.
Not a fan of double-dip, guys.
BETRAYAL.
Joelle Carter is from Thomasville, GA. I sold subscriptions to the Tallahassee Democrat in Thomasville when I was in college. It’s like I got to 2nd base with her. #Justified
Who the hell you talking to tubs?