Super Bowl XLVII is in two weeks — read all about the already-maddening-HarBowl-I-want-to-kill-everyone-kind-of-like-Ray-Lewis-or-should-I-say-allegedly-like-Ray-Lewis-speaking-of-Ravens-committing-assault-lol-Patriots game at our sister site With Leather and nacho-eating uncle site KSK — which means it’s time to read about corporations spending $4 million for a 30-second commercial. You can see the full list of who’s airing what here (hope you like Wonderful Pistachios and, of course, GoDaddy.com, which I’m 98% convinced doesn’t exist, except on leather jacket patches), but there’s only ad you need to be aware of: “Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion.” It’s like they’re not even trying anymo…WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT SOAP BOOBS.
This is only the teaser, so I think we should all be prepared for that awkward moment in the bar when conversation ceases to exist because Kate Upton is totally naked and making out with me on TV. Sorry, sad guy holding a balloon, didn’t want to break it to you like this.
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Someone brought a tea set to this kegger.
Kate Upton doesnt really do a whole lot for me. But goddamn those boobs are hypnotic.
I’m aware of how ridiculous this sounds, but I’ve never noticed her legs before. They really aren’t very impressive. And kind of weird looking.
But yes, the boobs are amazeballs breathtaking.
Yeah, from the waist down, there isnt much going on. But who’s looking down there, amirite?
All I saw were dudes washing the car! I expected to see a lady doing the work while Michael Bay fed steaks to his pet tiger.
She’d better be heading toward the kitchen at the end of that
Is it me or does that commercial look like it was shot on a cell phone? It looks like one of those low-quality local car dealership commercials. Upton aside, that commercial was pretty awful
More like that awkward moment when I have to explain to both my wife and my mother why the plate of food no longer sits correctly on my lap, amirite guys? Guys?
Thats why I tuck my dick into the waistband of my shorts. Half the time, it works everytime.
“The Catholic Church — we’ve made a few … changes.”
She’s good at washing cars.
That was about as misleading as a Huffington post headline.
Idiotic commercial. Waste of space.
digging that car. but the commercial lacks jon hamm voiceover.
With 50% of viewers being women/girls, and women holding the purchasing power, how come the advertising is still so sexist? #notbuyingit [www.womenyoushouldknow.net]