If there are two things I’ve learned from watching Justified, they would be (1) that you can shoot anyone you want if you are wearing a cowboy hat, and (2) that everyone who lives south of the Mason-Dixon line is either in law enforcement or involved in a criminal drug enterprise. And the news that Salwa Amin, star of MTV’s redneck Jersey Show show Buckwild, was busted with a ton of Oxycodone in a drug raid this weekend has done absolutely nothing to disprove either of those.
After obtaining a search warrant, officers moved in where they found Amin and two other individuals, Shawn Booker and Jason Jones, the owner of the residence, hiding in a shed outside. A search subsequently turned up on Salwa a large quantity of Oxycodone in her purse while Booker had a sizeable amount of cash. Additionally, three bags of heroin were found in the shed.
[Summersville Police Chief J.] Nowak said that Jones told police that Amin and Booker had transported the drugs to his home to distribute to other parties. [E!]
Yeesh. Getting arrested in a shed sounds terrible. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t particularly want to get arrested anywhere. But I DEFINITELY don’t want to get arrested in a shed.
CELLMATE: What’re you in for?
ME: I got busted with Oxy.
CELLMATE: Me too. Cops kicked down the door of my bar and came in guns blazin’. I ran out and hopped on my Harley, but the pigs put two in my thigh and one in my tire. Only made it five miles before they surrounded me and brought me in. How’d they catch you?
ME: I was hiding in a shed with dudes named Shawn and Jason.
CELLMATE: Oh. [long pause] I am going to murder you now.
Yeah. No thank you to that.
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Wow, that’s an impressive bust.
And you say she was arrested for oxy, too?
* rimshot * +1
There it is!
Relevant:
Nice.
It’s a small world when you’ve got unbelievable tits, Roy.
MTV needs to have a Buckwild vs. Jersey Shore smackdown. A reality TV Civil War, if you will.
I would pay good money to see this.
Or participate in it.
*still bitter over War of Northern Agression*
And to think that a movie about the “other” president gets an Oscar nomination. Where’s our movie? Oh, they’ve already filmed The Dukes of Hazzard?
Oxy pushing hill people versus GTLing guidos? Im gonna take the South in this one.
She is more attractive and “ethnic” than the type of person I would have expected to appear on an MTV show called Buckwild. Also can you really fit a “Large” quantity of Oxycodone in a purse. Large quantity found in purse seems like something of an Oxymoron.
a woman’s purse is nothing short of a book bag that’s bedazzled, so yeah she could probably shove a few hundred pills into it.
correction – thousands easily. have you seen what passes for a purse these days?
“Everyone who lives south of the Mason-Dixon line is either in law enforcement or involved in a criminal drug enterprise.”
Its usually both.
She’d better be careful — one more arrest like this will overshadow the rest of her whole career.
I think they were just filming the Buckwild/Justified crossover.
I know there were words under that picture, but all I could read was “hummina hummina hummina…”
She’s browner than I would have imagined the WV J-Wow.
I am completely in love with this girl now.
Wow. I thought for sure I wouldn’t have to say the “please don’t be black, please don’t be black” prayer for a West Virginian Oxy bust!
I blame Billy Mays
she looks more indian than black. which is probably how she survived all these years down there. she must have told them she was a princess or summit and they worship her like an idol.