Perhaps inspired by his work as Dex Dogtective in 2012′s groundbreaking Foodfight! — a cinematic masterpiece that went unreleased for nine years — walking nicotine stain Charlie Sheen, he of tiger semen fame (think I’ve got that right), recently donated $10,000 to an injured teenager so she could afford a therapy dog.
A Florida teenager who plummeted 100 feet from a Wisconsin amusement park ride in 2010 is getting some help from actor Charlie Sheen.
Teagan Marti suffered brain, spine, pelvis and internal injuries when nets and air bags that were supposed to catch riders on the free-fall ride were not raised. She was paralyzed initially but through physical therapy is now able to walk with a walker.
A family friend in Eau Claire asked Sheen for $6,000 to cover therapy dog training, and Sheen wired $10,000. (Via)
This of course begs the question, how many dogs of yours would Sheen have to pay for until you watch an episode of Anger Management? Then again, apparently being a Sheen fan isn’t a prerequisite to obtain his money.
The 15-year-old said she didn’t really know much about Sheen before but now thinks he’s kind. (Via)
Shhhh, nobody tell her that Sheen’s career post-1989 happened.
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In Charlie Sheen’s world, $10,000 is a tiny price to pay for a bitch who’ll help you work through some shit.
” Thats the kind of dog you have to feed every day.”- Homer Simpson
“Aw, $10,000. I wanted a dog.”
“$10,000 can buy a dog.”
“Explain how!”
“Money can be exchanged for goods and service animals.”
The sad part about this story is going to be when Teagan finds out that the walk cards are non-transferable.
“Some call it the dog that never sleeps, though it actually does — while jogging!”
Man, stay the fuck away from those bastard freefall rides.
Not to take away anything from Sheen, who did a really nice thing here, but where the hell is this kid’s personal injury lawyer on this one? Who did she hire, Lionel Hutz?
ok lets put this whole story on the back burner for a second. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE MOVIE FOODFIGHT!
I just assume that he donated the money after reading her name as “Teagan Martini” and assumed it was her porn alias.
He always seemed like an okay dude, just a dude that enjoyed illegal drugs and the company of prostitutes
Hey even a clock that’s really, really high is right every now and then.
I don’t think he is OK.
I know I read this article, but I can’t for the life of me remember anything that was written after watching that trailer for Foodfight! I’m not even sure what to say or how to feel about anything right this moment. I’m gonna go lie down.
“Join everyone’s favorite doggie detective on the search as he and his fantastic friends discover an evil plan and join forces to take on the devilish Brand X.”
I didn’t realize this was a documentary.