There is nothing going on today, and it’s Valentine’s Day, and I imagine there are still some of you who have not picked up a gift for your significant other yet, so allow me to bring something important to your attention: Game of Thrones pillows and plush toys. I mean, I am 100% man [builds bookshelf, fills it with men's magazines and crossbows], but if you walked up to me this afternoon and handed me one of those plush direwolves I would probably squee at an octave a few ticks north of a dog whistle and then blast straight through the roof and into the mesosphere. Look at them, with their little faces. Adorable.
And speaking of Game of Thrones, HBO released a new teaser trailer a few days back. What does it tell us about the upcoming season? Bupkis. Not a ding dang thing. But that didn’t stop me from watching it 30+ times already this week, because the Season 3 premiere isn’t until March 31 and that is like [counts on fingers] 5,000 days away. Unacceptable. Completely unacceptable.
(The Mary Sue via Daily Blam)
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I want a pillow with this dialog stitched on it. (I’m funny, damn it).
Direwolfwise, I prefer Ghost.
The trailer hints at some things in terms of what he’s saying when certain characters are shown, but yeah it mostly tells us nothing.
Also, “Chaos is a ladder”?? WTF does that even mean?
Yeah I thought that was a pretty stupid device. The “power” one was a LOT better.
I want them all. Especially the arm patch!
DAE think GRRM was being kind of cheeky by making the Lannister words Hear me Roar? I just now realized how lame that sounds, especially when it’s right next to Fire and Blood.
so i’ve tried to trace back the links but the trail goes dead, is there a link anywhere that I can buy these stuffed direwolves that I could tell my secrets and cry to when I have a bad day>
GAH I WANT THIS SHOW BACK I WANT IT BACK I WANT IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
/tantrum (the first two times I put it in sharp brackets and it didn’t show up hahaha
Whose voice is that on the video?
Sounds like Littlefinger/Carcetti. Fits with the chaos stuff.