
It only takes a single tequila and boobs chatfest from Jennifer Lawrence for me to pay close attention every time she appears on a late night talk show going forward. And when everyone’s favorite lovely and ego-less Oscar nominee appeared on Conan last night she of course did not disappoint.
First off we have this headlining gem of a story about the time our girl saw John Stamos at a party and spent the entire night “following him into rooms and staring at his ass.” Yeah, it’s probably the best fifty-five seconds you’ll spend today.
I don’t which part I love more, that Katniss Everdeen goes full Troy Barnes when she meets Uncle Jesse or that he asked her if she was on shrooms. Classic Stamos.
While we’re having so much here’s the rest of her interview where she talks about playing a high school mascot on Monk and her family’s affinity for the King of Beers. Yep.
Never. Forget.

My god that woman is the best.



I want to say ‘Classic Stamos’ more often
VINTAGE STAMOS!
Stamos 1 Coulier 0
J.Law is getting DANGEROUSLY close to challenging Alison Brie for the title of “World’s Most Perfect Woman”
Already passed her
I’ve been researching this exact subject vigorously. We may be years away from an answer.
Back to work.
I will admit, however sheepishly, that I wasn’t the biggest Jennifer Lawrence fan at first because I a.) hadn’t seen any of her movies and b.) she did this thing where she smiled and her top lip would disappear and she’d look like a creepy, clown doll.
After seeing Silver Linings, and getting over myself, I think she’s the cat’s pajamas (a phrase I never understood, and don’t really need to).
DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?
<3
More like NOMinee, am I right?
No
John Stamos wasn’t Uncle Jesse. Denver Pyle was.
Amen, Dukes of Hazzard FTW
I love that when she’s embarrassed, she curls up in a ball in the chair. she’s adorable.
STOP BEING SO DARN ADORABLE, JENNIFER
/will stalk her til the point she asks if I am on mushrooms or files restraining order
She needs better taste in beer….
I hope she responds to me in the same way when i stalk her
Does anyone else instinctively look at that banner pic from different angles to see if they can see up her dress, like when someone is naked on TV but the camera is about 2 inches too high up? Just me? Ok.
I dropped some change on the floor…
Sadly she’s a Bud girl, but I can EASILY get over that