I have seen something like one and a half episodes of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Lifetime series The Client List, so I really can’t speak intelligently about its upcoming second season. For all I know they introduced a wise-cracking alien named Hector in the fifth episode who purchased the massage parlor/brothel she works in because his spaceship is powered by semen and he needs five gallons to fuel his trip home. Is it doubtful? Sure. And it seems like something I would have found out about. But it could have happened. That’s my point.
But here’s something I do know about the show, and about life in general: Jennifer Love Hewitt seems insistent on promoting it by singing and dancing in her underpants, and if you look as good as Jennifer Love Hewitt does, singing and dancing in your underpants is a great idea and you should do it a lot. In commercials, in your house, in the bank, whatever. My ideal society is millions of people who look like Jennifer Love Hewitt and Channing Tatum performing choreography to 90s R&B songs in the street while wearing underwear and a tank top, MAXIMUM. It will be a very sexy, smooth world, and I will be its king.
(Via EW)
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She looks terrific, and yet my only thought when I see her is, “Ugh, get naked 14 years ago already.” (I’m a bad person.)
I blame JLH for Lacey Chabert being skingy.
At this point I’d say she’s done us all a cruel disservice by not showing her tits just fucking once.
That song was certainly doing its best to deflate my boner.
How many women can you say are still smoking hot two decades later? I can only think of three: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tiffani Thiessen, Betty White.
Kevin’s mom.
Larry King.
Mary-Louise Parker, Diane Lane, Helen Mirren
Salma Hayek, Indira Varma, Francesca Le.
Monica Bellucci.
Also, Wonder Woman is like 71 and she looks tremendous.
I thought VeryPunny was making a brilliant Soundgarden reference, but then I looked at the OP again and was let down.
Just so I’m sure, this is one of those times that she’s fine with us paying attention to her appearance, right? ‘Cause sometimes it’s hard to keep track of that.
If you like what you see, then yes, it’s fine.
If you think she’s unattractive, then you, sir, are history’s greatest monster.
Dude, I didn’t say that. She looks hot. But we both know that in 6 months she’s going to be wearing big sweatshirts and hiding her thighs with shopping bags and moaning about how we should stop focusing on her body.
I just wanted to know if she’s in her “please check me out” phase again. If so, I am happy to oblige and type my comments with one hand.
No need to demonize me, kind sir. We’re all friends here.
Does she have a tattoo right above her giner or are those pubes poking out? Also that’s some late 80′s Elizabeth Taylor level tricks to cover up cellulite.
That’s probably the vajazzling that she made famous
Motorboat-able. that is all.
If we had longer than a .5 second shot to appreciate, I could fap, but that jittery jump-cutting just kills the boner.
Meh. I’ll watch an episode.
she doesn’t seem as jiggly
That banner pic is out of scale. I mean, sure, her ass is the size of the building, but the rest of her has been photoshopped to match.
quick cuts, dark shadows, things always draped over her hips and ass… Jen, c’mon, we all know you’ve got a serious case of hail damage on that ass.