Smash, Smash, Smash: Kai The Homeless Hitchhiker Gets The Autotuning The Internet’s Been Clamoring For

If you somehow missed out on Kai the heroic, homeless hitchhiker, here are six glorious, unedited minutes of him talking to a TV news correspondent. It is magnificent. Kai wants us all to know that we’re lovable, but he will smite you with a hatchet if you attack a woman. For a full explanation of the wacky events which transpired in Fresno (the Florida of the west), we recommend reading Danger or Vince‘s descriptions.

The moment Kai said, “Smash, smash, suh-mash!” it was obvious to all that the Gregory Brothers would be autotuning this. And now they have. Earlier in the hour they released “Smash, Smash, SMASH! with Kai the Home-free Hitchhiker.” Enjoy.

Also, from Colbert Report, a reminder that any day we can say, “Boy, we sure are lucky that homeless hitchhiker was carrying a hatchet” is a special day indeed:

Wise words.

(GIFs via The Clearly Dope)