If you somehow missed out on Kai the heroic, homeless hitchhiker, here are six glorious, unedited minutes of him talking to a TV news correspondent. It is magnificent. Kai wants us all to know that we’re lovable, but he will smite you with a hatchet if you attack a woman. For a full explanation of the wacky events which transpired in Fresno (the Florida of the west), we recommend reading Danger or Vince‘s descriptions.
The moment Kai said, “Smash, smash, suh-mash!” it was obvious to all that the Gregory Brothers would be autotuning this. And now they have. Earlier in the hour they released “Smash, Smash, SMASH! with Kai the Home-free Hitchhiker.” Enjoy.
Also, from Colbert Report, a reminder that any day we can say, “Boy, we sure are lucky that homeless hitchhiker was carrying a hatchet” is a special day indeed:
Wise words.
(GIFs via The Clearly Dope)
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Dayum, Dayum, Dayyum!
Thoroughly enjoyable.
it’s homefree, not “homeless.” [boingboing.net]
I love that particular bible verse. I always look it up when I need inspiration.
This guy needs to do a duet with Antoine Dodson.
We got a SA-MASH hit on our hands here!
I feel like I’m watching a Weird Al video.