Adam Scott, Lizzy Caplan Hired A Female Stripper For Jane Lynch After Her Final ‘Party Down’ Episode

Down the road — take a right to enter 1-80 E, merge onto 1-580 E, then take that to 1-5 S (goddammit, Californians) — and five hours away from the Community fan convention this weekend was a Party Down cast reunion, at Cobb’s Comedy Club as part of the San Francisco Sketchfest. Much of the cast, including runty little puppy Adam Scott, Lizzy Caplan, Ken Marino, and Ryan Hansen, were there, wearing their finest unironed white shirts and pink bowties, and Splitsider collected many of the evening’s finest catered NUGGETS.
Many party themes were pitched as potential episodes, but were scrapped because of budget, and perhaps would have been seen if the series continued. One of the party ideas was a pet funeral, but animals are more expensive than extras, so it was deemed too expensive. According to Ken Marino, an idea was pitched where in the cold open, he would announce that he had terminal cancer, and after the credits, the cast would be seen coming from his funeral to their next gig. Ron would leave a posthumous video giving them advice, yet still somehow screwing it up — Ron can’t even do things right when dead. (Via)
That is the saddest story. Not the cancer thing, but the fact that Party Down had less money than Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups. Less distressing is this anecdote.
After Jane Lynch wrapped her last episode, many of the cast thought it would be funny to hire a (female) stripper for the party, against Ken Marino’s wishes. When it got uncomfortable, they blamed the idea on Marino. In Lynch’s recent memoir, she relates the story of how Marino humiliated her. Marino has since been wanting to set the record straight. (Via)
Come to think of it, Constance Carmell is a great stripper name.



When it got uncomfortable, they blamed the idea on Marino.
That sentence gives me so much joy I’m practically speechless.
They talk the stripper on one of the DVD commentaries.
*about the stripper
Just so you know, it’s not “1-80″ it’s “I-80.” And depending on what part of California, its either called “the 80″ or just “80.”
Nobody needed to know that.
She was on Glee. She’s obviously immune to humiliation.
I live in the East Bay. Those directions will start to take you towards Los Angeles, not San Francisco.
Exactly, because that’s where the Community Fan Convention was happening, five hours from Cobb’s in The City.
/you’re welcome Josh
This post got me researching the Eisenhower Interstate System, and I learned a few things.
- Primary interstate highways have numbers < 100
- I already knew north/south highways were odd numbers and east/west highways were even numbers.
- I didn’t know that odd numbered highways go up going west to east. That’s why I-5 goes up the West Coast and I-95 goes up the East Coast. Even numbered rise from south to north i.e. I-4 runs thru Florida and I-96 runs thru Michigan.
- I-4 also has the highest concentration of dipshits, fuck faces, and hardcore retards in the history of the universe. Orlando sucks.
Eisenhower originally wanted to call it “IQ 4″ for that very reason.
True story.
I didn’t go to this, but Party Down was mentioned very briefly at the Burning Love event the following day. I mean, like for 1 second.
I also saw Stella that night and it was really bad. Michael Showalter got mad on stage and I don’t think it was an act. And the crowd was full of douche-bags.
I wish I went to this, but I bought tickets to the Whitest Kids U Know at sketchfest. Hopefully nothing as lame as that happens. But then again I never found the “Stella” stuff funny.