Oh, you Brits. Apparently overused horse jokes are all the rage across the splish-splash hoonsdoggle of a pond (that’s how they talk), because according to a poll conducted by MenKind.co.uk, Sex and the City‘s Sarah Jessica Parker has been named TV’s “least sexy” actress, and the second least actress overall, after Twilight star Kristen Stewart. For truly it is gadget website readers — nay British gadget website readers — who know a thing or two about The Vagina, or as they say over there, “Life’s sticky wicket.” The top-10:
1. Kristen Stewart
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Denise Richards
5. Kirsten Dunst
6. Mischa Barton
7. Hilary Swank
8. Lucy Liu
9. Tilda Swinton
10. Uma Thurman (Via)
WOAH WOAH WOAH. Lucy Liu? The British apparently hate pretty people and things, which would explain why Mumford & Sons is so popular over there. Look, we all know there is no Right Answer for the “least sexy” actress, except Kate Upton, but the correct answer is obviously Lady #1 and Lady #2 from Work It.
Man, I miss Work…wait, THOSE ARE MEN DRESSED AS WOMEN? Damn, Work It, gone too soon.
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Nice to see that the population of britain is in lock-step with every other hetero-sexual male on the SJP issue.
Either Lucy Liu is there as an attempt at international trolling or the Brits deep seeded racism is showing itself.
The rest of the list….A+ work
I think it has more to do with her messing with Dr. Watson on Elementary.
@Scott, beat me to it, you intelligent plebeian.
I never found her attractive until we started watching the surprisingly good Elementary. Now I realize I was wrong.
@OFBCM, better late than never and I’m shocked at how much I enjoy that show.
@Scott, can’t believe I didn’t even realize option #3 was an attempt to destroy any competition for Holmes related TV series. Good call sir!
Pretty solid list, except for Lucy Liu. How dare they disrespect my Lucy.
Tilda Swinton at #9? Needs to be higher, but agree with SJP. Also, overused horse jokes are still funny.
This list blows my mind. Denise Richards, who granted has seen better days, is uglier than Tilda Fuckin Swinton. This list is Sarah Jessica Parker shit.
Tilda Swinton is an aborted alien fetus.
(Loved you in The Beach, Tilda!)
She was great in Constantine
I enjoy her late night talk show on TBS.
No Lena Dunham? Shocking
shes pretty cause shes comfortable in her hefty body and works of body art
Also British people love pears
They also loved Squinty in Bridget Jones.
Dame Maggie Smith: Hotter than Lucy Liu to Brits.
Melissa McCarthy: hotter than Lucy Liu to the Brits.
I don’t find Lucy Liu attractive either.
Also is the hispanic chick dude Sucre from Prison Break?
Lucy Liu is definitely hot enough to not appear on this list. And yes, that is Sucre in drag. At least t-bag never appeared in drag AFAIK — that would’ve been one ugly ‘woman’….
Are we not including Gweynth Paltrow? Because she’s number one with a bullet (preferably to her head) for me.
If the British are known for anything, it’s their overpowering good looks.
HOW IS KHLOE KARDASHIAN NOT ON THIS LIST?!
Brits are probably unaware of her existence. If they’re lucky.
If I had to guess, reality TV stars are not considered “actresses”, hence why Honey Boo Boo’s mom is also surprisingly absent
Something is wrong with the Brits, cause’ Gabourey Sidibe is on the top of my list. Pfft, whatevs.
Lucy Liu is the only one that’s currently on TV. Plus she’s a Chinese chick with freckles; your argument is invalid.
South Park has been on this for a while now…
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I’m surprised to see Mischa Barton on any list other than a missing persons list.
Not a Lucy Liu fan but I would not put her on that list. Aside from that, way better than any American list I’ve seen.
That list is reasonable, except for Lucy Liu being included.
Yes, I know everyone else has already made this point. But the Internet demands to hear my opinion, damnit.
1) Actually, we Queen-worshippers are still wondering why Americans seem to love Mumford and Sons so much.
2) I have no idea what Lucy Liu is doing on this list. But then, I’m attracted to both Tilda Swinton and Hilary Swank, so I’m clearly not an accurate measure of normal opinion.
Around these parts, we play a little game with actors & musicians: “Gay or just British?”
So apparently you’re normal, for a Brit.
Around these parts, we play a little game with stupid people: “Retarded or just American?”
So apparently…
The Cast of Girls is decidedly unsexy. I wouldn’t fuck either of the characters with a stolen dick.
Amanda Seyfried. Yeah, I said it, I’m not taking it back.
Clearly you haven’t seen a little flick called Cloe.
1. Kristen Stewart – strongly disagree
2. Sarah Jessica Parker – agree
3. Lindsay Lohan – agree
4. Denise Richards – disagree
5. Kirsten Dunst – after seeing her boobs in melancholia, disagree
6. Mischa Barton – agree
7. Hilary Swank – agree
8. Lucy Liu – very strongly disagree she is adorable
9. Tilda Swinton – agree
10. Uma Thurman (Via) – disagree except for her feet, girlfriend needs to do something about that
Great list, mostly.
Denise Richards is still hot as hell, this list is inadmissible.