
There are obviously some very important things that we need to discuss about last night's excellent episode, but most of those are going to have to wait because this is one of those times when I need to talk about Boyd Crowder. Boyd was a busy man last night. In the span of one hour he managed trick Wynn Duffy into taking out two of his enemies, leapfrog Duffy ("the assistant principal") in the Detroit mob's Kentucky power structure, narrowly escape his demise (thanks to the quick gun of his sworn enemy/future wedding guest), and use his new-found, high-ranking criminal connections to strong-arm the surviving members of the Harlan Illuminati into giving him the pieces he needs for his plan to go legit. ("I am the outlaw, and this is my world, and my world has a high cost of living.")
And what are those pieces, you ask? Three hundred grand and a Dairy Queen franchise. The man -- a well-read, nattily attired, criminal savant with hair that makes it looks like some part of his body is constantly being electrocuted -- wants to give up his life of vice and violence to become A SOUTHERN ICE CREAM MAGNATE.
How can you not love Boyd Crowder? And now, the highights:
- ARLO! Arlo may have been a royal son-of-a-bitch and an awful father whose last words to his son were "Kiss my ass," but I will give him this: Getting into a fight in a prison barbershop with two men who were plotting to kill you, and repeatedly screaming "GET SOME! GET SOME!" until one of them plunges shears into your chest is a pretty badass way to go out.
- Really nice acting by Timothy Olyphant, too. We're not used to seeing stuff get to Raylan, so that scene at the elevator -- even though it was pretty brief -- spoke volumes.
- Speaking of that scene, you all saw what happened right before it, right? Raylan got taken off the case! (Kind of. I know it's just two days off, but work with me.) That's my favorite action/cop thing of all-time. "You're out of control right now. YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON!" "I can handle it, chief. I'm so close to Cortez's operation. Just give me one more chance!" "Not this time, buddy. This comes from city hall. I need your badge and gun." So, yeah. Raylan's definitely solving the Drew Thompson case on his "days off."
- After a few slow weeks to start the season, now errrrrrrbody get shot. Rich guys? SHOT. Hitmen? SHOT. Tim's junkie Army buddy? SHOT. Blossom's brother? SHOT. That one security guy or whatever? SHOT. If I'm an actor on Justified, let's just say I'd feel a little more comfortable renting a sensible apartment than buying a house.
- "Don't say sh-t unless you're sure it helps." Today ain't the day for sassin', Tim.
- Soooooooo... Shelby is Drew Thompson, yes? Is that what lines like "If you pretend to be something long enough, it’s not pretending" are there to imply? I'm open to counter arguments, and I have no advance information on this, but that seemed to be a theme last night.
- I will be very sad if Wynn Duffy gets killed. Boyd playing him like a fiddle, and his plotting with Johnny, all make it seem like one of the two of them might have to go, and that one would almost certainly be Wynn. (If Boyd gets killed off in all this Theo Tonin business I will literally cry for a week.)
- No Jackie Nevada this week, but here is what I think she was up to off-camera: I think she probably played in a poker game with some rich, older guys and flirted and played dumb until she cleaned them all out. (Giggling, leaning in to haul in chips in such a way that her low-cut top revealed something other than her intentions, etc.). Then she probably blew off her grad classes for the day and hopped a plane to Miami, where she lounged by the beach in a tiny black bikini, sipped on a mai tai, and scoped out potential new marks while doing her reading for the next day's classes. (NOTE: I am willing to write and direct a Jackie Nevada spin-off for free.)
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Opening a Dairy Queen is the greatest criminal plan ever
So Colton kills the dealer and the junkie, thakes all the dope, but only the $20k? That’s poor criminallin’
How do you not get pumped when Wynn Duffy suddenly appears onscreen?
Hi! first post here. I am copying this from my post elsewhere. I read everything first, but did not see this addressed. Colton seems unconcerned about leaving his DNA, prints and fibers at the drug house. Maybe it is deliberate? I think he decided to do Mark, not because he was worried about being fingered, but because he specifically wants Tim to come after him. After he recognized Mark as being Tim’s friend, that made him decide to shoot Mark. Surely he knew there was no chance Mark would go to the cops, would not implicate himself being at a drug house where a body was found.
Is Colton so tormented/tortured due to past wartime acts (demons; flashbacks/dreams; drugs; guilt; etc,) and at rock bottom that he wants suicide-by-cop, particularly by exRanger/killer/lawman Tim? Confess his sins to someone he believes will understand? Colton does not know Tim’s story. So if it is a set-up for Tim (ie, forcing Tim to kill him), the unintended consequences will be to trigger in Tim a meltdown or trigger exacerbation of PTSD and his presumed alcohol issue. Maybe he just wants Tim to keep him from finishing the job on Ellen Mae? Just some thoughts.
I think Colton is so wasted on oxy and heroin, he’s basically a walking horrible decision.
I’m really interested to see how Tim is going to react when he finds out about Mark. We’ve never seen him close to losing his cool.
And Danger…..PLEASE tell me Miss Nevada’s spinoff will be on Cinemax? PLEASE!!!!
Late though I am to the party…
1. There was SO much going on, I was worn out before the opening credits. WOW.
2. Tim vs Colt…..and I don’t say this lightly….F…..T…..W!!!!!!!
3. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Tim O deliver like he did in this episode, and I usually think not enough love goes his way. Raylan’s completely complex, fucked up relationship with Arlo was dealt with on every level. Contempt, hatred, regret, a sick sense of pride at what an ass the old man was, love, etc. On top of that, Raylan got to be a badass and shoot folks. He had snarkiness with Tim and Art, had a great scene with Boyd and Ava, the elevator breakdown. And “Hope I got that right”. We all love Boyd and Tim, with good reason, but nice to see Raylan take center stage. Even better to see Tim O give a fan-fucking-tactic performance!
And I got the Arlo badge!……GET SOME! YEAH! GET SOME!
Arlo badge should be renamed GET SOME
Concur. And your username makes me happy.
Wynn Duffy and Dickie Bennett are higher badge ranks than Arlo? Inconceivable!
Great post Cunado. I agree this was Olyphant’s best episode…he went the whole 9 yards here…especially love the comment to Ava- “you do know what the definition of crazy is?…….
Did Johnny end up getting that money from the tool shed? Seemed like they skipped over that
Anyone else see Patton Oswalt with an automatic weapon in the preview and get giddy?
If by “giddy” you mean “engorged in the penile region”, then y….ummmmm, what?
I’m going to be honest and say I’ve already got a marshall stiffy thinking about how Tim is going to LOSE HIS SHIT on Colt for killing his friend.
Yeah, I can definitely see Colt being killed soon. Either by Tim/cops or Boyd for messing up so much/being a general crack head.
does anyone know the name of the song playing in the bar when Boyd is talking to Duffy?
Wow. There’s fewer people out there that are deserving of the title “lovable villain” than Boyd Crowder. He’s gone in the course of this show from being a two-bit white supremacist to the Kentucky version of Don Corleone. Walton Goggins, you have come so far from your days as Shane Vendrell. You deserve every award ever.
Goggins is Emmy material fasure ya’ll
Was that the highest body count on an episode? Bodies were dropping like Ms Nevada’s panties. Boyd also gave me a hankerin’ for DQ
I want Jackie’s body dropping on my lap, repeatedly….
I half suspect that Shelby’s a red herring. But if he’s not, the other half of me suspects that he’ll get away with it. Raylan will find him out but for some reason keep quiet about him and let ‘Shelby’ live his life.
That or put twelve bullets in him when he finds out that another father-figure was a murderous, drug-dealing scumbag.
Depends entirely on what the psychic/Thompson’s ex-wife does. Shelby was awfully interested in her when Raylan/Art mentioned her, he may be looking to “keep her quiet”. The key will be whether Shelby feels backed into a corner. The part about “pretending for so long” is obviously the crux of it, in a sense, Thompson really is Shelby now, and Shelby is a guy that, generally, is trying to do right and uphold the law. But, the question is whether he will continue to do so if he feels threatened or about to be exposed. Because once he takes the costume of Shelby off to kill someone, I’m not sure he can put it back on.
Whatever Arlo’s reason for protecting Drew, I’m betting it will ultimately factor into Raylan’s decision-making. More foreshadowing, what with Raylan talking about a career-making case, and others reminding Raylan he’s never been a ‘career-making’ kind of Marshal.
Shelby being Drew Thompson makes much more sense than Art, which was a theory floated a couple weeks ago.
I think Raylon wants the “career-making” case now cuz he really does want to settle down to a desk job so he can win Winona back and be a Dad to his child…sadly though, it will be the end of his bad-assery and the show.
Oh and FYI just last week in Harlan Co. the mayor of Evarts ( where Raylan attended high school) was murdered and his home burnt, and a man was shot and killed breaking in the home of a drug dealer to rob him….and y’all thought this was fiction.
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Also, who’s ready for Tim to RAAAAAAAMPAAAGEEEE?
Tim, before putting one between colt’s eyes (phrasing!):
“Dad you see ‘Good Morning Harlan County’ this morning?”
/desperately pining for Justified/Archer crossover extravaganza!
What I loved about it was despite being a shit-load of violence, how understated everyone was around it. Major plotlines were moved, and the most anyone did was pause for a few seconds.
Wynn Duffy’s eyebrows should have their own fan site.
Has a pair of eyebrows ever won an Emmy?
Martin Landau was unfortunately nominated opposite his eybrows once so they split the vote.
I knew Arlo wasn’t long for the world after the first episode, but it’s still surprising to see him go. Man, what a ornery old bastard…
I was downright shocked. I thought that Arlo was took much of a son of a bitch and too big a thorn in Raylan’s side that there was no way he’d be killed off. I thought that the old prick would obviously pull through.
Nope. Laid out on a cold slab to end the episode.
Yeah, sad to see Arlo pass on too, even tho he was such a little bitch..can’t even help out his son on his dying bed..despicable in life, despicable in death. Wait a minute- and I’m sad because whaaaaaaatttt????
Curse you fancy pants gangster!
I am never not watching this show live again. God that was great.
One of the best parts about this show for me is the continuity, the face that Hunter shows up again, after not having been seen since Season 1, speak a lot for the world they have created on this show.
My home county made Justified last night. It was on the flyer that Boyd was writing on when he was talking to the Harlan Illuminati guy at the beginning. It said Hands Across Coal Bell Co. That was an event that happened here last Aug. I love the attention to detail that this show gives.
Ho-lee FACK! What an episode.
And yeah, I’m definitely leaning to Shelby being Drew.
Me too, especially since he was really interested in the ex Mrs. Drew Thompson. Could be a great red herring though.
What if the widow IS Drew!?!
/mind….blown?
I hope Wynn Duffy isn’t killed. One of the most entertaining things in Justifed is seeing Duffys glazed over expression as he witnesses horrific Dixie mafia violence.
The best Wynn Duffy scene is when Raylan played Harlan Roulette with him.
Yeah that was a great scene. I loved his role for the duration of season 3 as Quarles vaguely terrified right hand man. Has Quarles fate been mentioned? Is an arm chop fatal? He was an amazing character.
I’m happy to see Raylan back to doing what he does best; out-drawing bad guys and blowing them away with the nonchalance of a professional wine taster.
Mike O’Malley without a hat is just wrong
It can’t be Shelby it is just too obvious.
Yeah I was thinking way back for the Shelby subplot of getting back at Boyd to fit into the season, Shelby would have to be Drew, but now it’s just appearing way too obvious. Shit, it’d be a shame because I’m wrong on almost every mystery in TV and movies
I just rewatched season 1 and it just doesn’t seem to fit how Shelby could be a master criminal. Looking at his character that season, there didn’t really seem like there was more to him than what he was.
Undergrads was also awesome.
In the battle of NBC sitcoms it looks like Men Behaving Badly took out Blossom. Which leaves Dear John still on the table. But Men Behaving Badly will probably not get a chance at Dear John since he killed Tim’s friend.
This needs acknowledgement. Well done.
Beauty.
Was Yes, Dear (or whatever mike o’malley’s abortion of a show was called) NBC’s?
I believe Yes, Dear was a CBS sitcom.
mostly everything’s been said but a couple things to note about that amazing episode:
1) The scene with Raylan and Tonin’s wife is not to be overlooked. First he spends a full minute just deriding her, then walks away as he throws her a compliment about her looks that she can’t help herself from enjoying. That was perfect Raylan. The best part was Tim watching and knowing what happened and the expression of “that’s Raylan”.
2) I think Arlo’s death while unexpected with it happening somewhat in the middle of the season and not attached to any super significant even in the show, is still demonstrating a shift in one of (if not the main) the themes of the show about lineage and particular, fathers and sons.
At the outset of the show especially in season 1 it was Raylan and Boyd and each one dealing with their fathers and their pasts. Now both fathers are gone and both are dealing with having/planning on having children and their futures. It’s becoming increasingly clear just how much the series and Raylan and Boyd are at a major turning point.
*not Tonin’s wife, Drew Thompson’s wife. brain fart.
I loved Tim creeping on that conversation. classic Tim.
That episode was amazing. NotMitchHedburg is going to have to deal with Sniper Tim soon, Wynn Duffy is pissed, Boyd is doing Boyd things…. damn. Gonna miss Arlo hanging around though
Arlo went out in beautiful fashion though, what a beautiful end to that old bastard.
Also: Raylan’s new found desire to make rank? Legit? Is he doing this because he’s a dad or because he’s tired of living the life of a Marshall? How will his dad dying change this?
I’m buying Raylan’s desire to improve his lot, make a higher pay grade, think it is related to having the prospect of supporting a child.
Both Raylan and Boyd discussed grandchildren and leaving a legacy for them in this episode (I realize this point may have already been brought up).
I think it has more to do with getting back with Winona and having a real family (which he didn’t have) as opposed to letting her be outside of his life and them raising the baby in separate households.
@Balls of Steel: I thought it odd that he mentioned having more than one kid in the future when talking to Arlo. Is he planning on knocking up another woman at some point?
It’s foreshadowing. He’ll have the chance to get Drew, but for whatever reason (probably something to do with Arlo), Raylan will choose to let Drew go, thereby costing himself the career-making capture. Like Winona said when she left, Raylan will never change. Of course he’s gonna fuck up his own life even more.
@ El Cunado
Being a father changes a man. It sounds like Raylan legitimately wants to change. After hot bartender he seems to be a bit different. Didn’t go as hard after Jackie Nevada as he would have earlier, but ultimately did the deed…I mean why not, though, right? He does seem to be changing. His desire to change doesn’t mean the won’t still fuck up his life, it just means that he wants to stop.
I agree, but I think Raylan is a tragic enough figure, he’ll never get it straightened out. Just like asking bartender “You do like me” before she left with his money…I agree that he desperately WANTS to change. But as much as it will kill him to realize, he has enough of Arlo’s influence that he won’t be able to stop himself from stepping on his own dick. Again.
@ El Cunado:
I ultimately see Raylan giving away his “lawman” tendencies to be a family man. I’m guessing Jax probably does the same thing and kills the club to be with Tara, Abel, and Thomas. I mean neither character is as big of a piece of shit as Vic Mackey so they don’t quite deserve his fate.
Like I mentioned before he saves Boyd and lets him go off to keep his sanity. Worry about bigger problems.
@ Reede – I think he wants more than one kid with Winona. I think he still wants her back.
Someone mentioned this earlier in the discussion about the last shot of the season being Raylan eating an ice cream cone from Boyd’s Dairy Queen. The writers have been good about showing Raylan’s affinity for ice cream, going back to the dentist episode in S1 and showing him with a cone just last week, I believe.
Probably last shot of the series. Raylan and Boyd having gone through hell against Detroit, Raylan and his family eat Ice Cream from Boyd’s DQ with Ava ringing him up Boyd making the cone and their kids playing together. Raylan tips the hat on the way out.
Detroit’s hitman is a cold motherfucker too. He’s easily up there in terms of unadulterated coolness with Pope’s right hand and Wynn Duffy. Seeing him try to pull rank on Raylan was hilarious. Big mistake rook.
*was a cold motherfucker*
Shelby is Drew Thompson. He even subtly asked about the widow’s whereabouts and Art told him where she was holding up. She’s gonna be killed off in the next ep, for sure.
At the very least he knows Drew Thompson. Not sure that he is him though. They went to great lengths to make us think it was him. I think they are way too clever for that.
He’s totally Drew. There have been so many hints to it this episode that it’d be shocking if he wasn’t
I have a hard time keeping all the time lines straight. Wouldn’t a lot of people have recognized him if he was in law enforcement way back in the day?
Tim v. Colt is going to be bad ass. I think they might actually kill off Tim and have Raylan, Boyd, or Cousin Johnny kill Colt.
no way. Tim, Johnny, and Colt have a showdown, Tim kills Colt, Johnny backs down.
@lunchbox
I wonder how the Johnny/Boyd thing works out. I mean it wouldn’t shock me to see a fed die.. Perhaps Boyd gives up Colt to stay in the Marshall’s good graces. I mean when was the last time a “good guy” died on the show?
I think Johnny and Boyd is going to be a major arc next season. I think this season ends with the showdown I said above as well as a showdown with Boyd, Raylan, and Drew Thompson. Maybe Raylan even backs down and lets Boyd have Drew to get Tonin off Boyd’s back. That’s not Raylan’s style though.
As for the last time a good guy died on the show died. When Arlo killed that cop.
He is now an associate of Uproxx so his chances of death are now tripled.
I’ll be knocking on wood for the next hour.
Wait, does knocking on a Marshall Stiffy count?
I wouldn’t be surprised if Johnny is working with Boyd to long con Duffy
Johnny is living on borrowed time, that’s for sure.
Trooper Tom was the last good guy to get it.
OKay so good guys that we gave a shit about.
I concede that point. I can’t shake the feeling Art or Rachel is getting it this season.
Guessing Raylan gets the promotion and Art sticks around as sort of a Mentor type. Raylan catches Drew, season ends with Art deciding to give the job to Raylan (Drew > Pappy) and next season shows the transition. I mean I can watch Raylan kill people from Kentucky all day but the writers probably want to take the show in a new direction.
Idea of how it all ends:
Boyd goes back to Raylan to get Detroit off his ass, either that or Raylan saves his ass willingly. Perhaps Raylan pisses off Detroit and Boyd gives him a heads up and saves him. I mean they’ve saved each other asses multiple times. They’re not really enemies, sure Boyd sending Arlo to prison pissed him off, but I’m guessing that old Sheriff is taking the rest of Raylan’s ire these days.
Last night was just awesome. One of my favorite Justified’s ever. Boyd Crowder, please come up north and open multiple Dairy Queens.
That was probably the best part. Boyd “Fucking” Crowder the guy who lead a white supremacist organization, found god and lead a church, saved his flock from his tweak dealing father, he went legit at the mine saved a few people, got in a fight with the Bennett clan, struck A FEDERAL OFFICER BECAUSE HE WOULD NOT LET HIM MURDER A MAN, he ran a crime syndicate with a federal officer’s father, his wife runs a brothel, and the way he goes legit is by opening a fucking Darry Queen. VJ Boyd, you win television.
except he didn’t save the flock they all died and got strung up in the trees if i remember correctly
He did. He killed his dad, right? Or was that Raylan?
@Duchess, maybe he was referring to saving their mortal souls.
Papa Boyd was killed by the Miami cartel, at that backwoods cabin.
I doubt a Crowder DQ would have very good customer service.
@Eric…I thought it was Boyd kilt his own daddy ??
I wonder how the relationship between Raylan and Boyd will evolve. The first two seasons they were in conflict in someway or another the whole season. Third season they coexisted except the first episode and the last two, and in this one they seem to be in competition for Drew Thompson but they seem to tolerate each other for the most part.
I think we slowly start seeing the end game. Theo Tonin is going to be the ultimate big bad. Raylan / Boyd will work together some how to rid him of their humble Kentucky roots. Last season Boyd / Raylan winner take all.
I disagree. I think they’ll end on good terms. Raylan gets a cushy job and gets to be a family man and has to let Boyd walk because Boyd has shit on him. These shows hardly end well, but everyone generally ended up okay after The Wire. If they were alive after all, except McNulty.
Unless Boyd does something spectacular like save baby Raylan or Winona, he’s gonna get put down eventually. Too much lawman in Raylan just to let him off the hook. Unless Goggins gets redemption from how we was written off in the Shield.
I mean I’m guessing that’s how it ends up. Boyd saves Raylan somehow and runs his Dairy Queen with Ava. Maybe he saves Jr. or Winona, but I’m guessing Detroit tries to fuck Raylan and Boyd goes “uh-uh” maybe out of conscious or maybe because he sees a way out.
Either that or maybe Boyd becomes a dad and wants out, and Raylan being a father sympathizes with him and offers him an ultimatum: go legit and I will help you or you’ll go down in flames. I mean Raylan doesn’t have any friends…like, at all. Boyd’s probably his best friend, and really doesn’t wish him harm.
It ends with Raylan going bad and Boyd going good. Complete role reversal.
What really makes this work, what allows them to coexist is the fact that Raylan is a Marshall, not a police officer or FBI. So his job only to take care of prisoners and track fugitives, not investigate ongoing crimes. If Boyd gets in deep trouble with the feds, we could have a great game of cat and mouse between him and Raylan though.
First off, I really think the Dairy Queen thing was meant as a joke. The writers may prove me wrong on that. Secondly, Raylon killed the hit man cuz he threatened to shoot him and not to save Boyd’s ass, and lastly, even though Boyd and Raylon were boyhood pals I don’t think Ray cares one way or another whether Boyd gets offed..he’ll probably “take a moment” for his demise, much in the same way he did for his dear old dad…He’d be way more upset if Ava died being that she was a former sweet piece of ass
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
@VJ this is a question from episode 5. Why did Nicky Augustine’s bodyguard ask Duffy if he had any cats?
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It’s possible Nick Augustine is allergic, or it could be he feels they are evil spirits (i.e. john ashcroft). Fred Golan, who co-wrote that ep with me was specifically thinking of Ashcroft, but it can be read either way. I thought it was pretty funny.
Great answer
Hi VJ, thanks for the great work as always. I know everyone’s fired up about the Drew/Shelby question, and Arlo’s deal, but I’ve got a different question (if you have the time to answer)…any chance we’ll see Fletcher Nix this season?
And one last thing. I love how you and your fellow writers continue to come up with characters who may just be around for one episode, but are genuinely interesting and bring up compelling questions about other characters (and I’m not just saying that because Raylan’s lady bounty hunter friend was unbelievably hot, RIP). As opposed to the usual case where the special guest star pops up for a one off and has some convenient (and contrived) connection to a lead character.
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No Fletcher this season, though in the original conception of last night’s episode it was him and not Hunter who killed Arlo, so we are always looking for spots for these guys… And thanks for the kudos.
As good as last night’s episode was, the preview scene showing Constable Bob trying to control an automatic rifle has me eagerly looking forward to next week.
This. Forever.
Danger, I believe in you and your dream. Let’s Kickstarter this shit.
Now, before we settle on a goal, we’re really going to have to discuss how many dozen times Jackie ends up in varying states of undress.
I’m thinking three, three and a half?
I will toss all my available funds into this project if it gets Kickstarted. Actually, I’d give Danger all my money anyways.
per episode, right?
@VJ Boyd – give me just the slightest SMIDGE of a hint. What could possibly make someone rot in jail or even die for Drew Thompson?!?!?!?
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If you mean Arlo, Arlo didn’t die or stay in jail for DT, since he was after all trying to give him up, he just wanted a deal in order to do so… Or maybe that’s not who you meant… Keep in mind Hunter’s reasons for coming in there and killing him, while certainly DT related, weren’t made clear.
Well we know he was risking time in a Supermax by killing Arlo, he did it after finding out that Arlo was looking to give up DT. Granted it could be for a number of reasons, but any other reason just doesn’t feel relevant. Anyways, thanks.
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Oh you meant Hunter, got it. In that case your question will be answered next week.
Well Hunter worked for the Miami Cartel so he could still be working for them. They could want Drew Thompson for themselves, or Drew has since started working for them to hide and get protection from Theo.
Ok so Yost tends to bring 3 separate interests together for every season’s climax. (S1: Raylan, Boyd, Bo. S2: Raylan, Mags, Loretta. S3: Raylan, Quarles, Limehouse)
Season 4???
I can see two groups emerging. 1 – Tim, Colt, and Johnny. 2 – Raylan, Boyd, and Drew.
That makes for a phenomenal finale, and I really hope that trend continues
It seems like an easy joke, but just once I would like to see Art reset the days since Raylan has shot somebody sign back to zero. I doubt it ever gets to double digits.
while letting out a long sigh
That would be the best running joke besides “Did the President call?” on veep.
Next to it could be one with the body count that keeps going up. They may need one of those digital ones they use to keep track of the lottery payout.
An office pool would be great. I also would have like it if Art had told Raylan he needed to take a few days off just to clean his gun.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!! TIM GONNA BE MMMMAAAAAADDDDDD. oh shit, caps lock. sorry.
I still don’t really dig colt? whatever that dude who lost lovely ellen may name is.
But he sure did get himself into a lot of trouble.
Shit is going to hit the fan for everyone, even worse than this week.
I hope boyd, ava and ellen may all make it out alive and they make up and all work legit at the DQ.