What should we expect from Seth MacFarlane as an Oscar host tomorrow? Well, a lot of singing, jokes that aren't nearly as edgy as he thinks they are, and smirks. Ugh, so many smirks, like a Wall Street worker who paid $500 to get two women to tell him how great he is. Clearly, we here at UPROXX aren't big MacFarlane fans ("like the time we put Seth's face on two box fans..."), with two exceptions: the ridiculously underrated American Dad! and Family Guy's Brian Griffin. Not Family Guy as a whole, but just Faster Than the Speed of Love author Brian, whose MacFarlane-like, high-horse douchiness is often undercut, making for one of the show's best recurring jokes.
That, and I like it when he acts like a dog.