Short of eating a green bagel, listening to that one Dropkick Murphys' song you know, or vomiting everywhere, there's only good way to celebrate St. Patrick's Day: like Jimmy McNulty, everyone's favorite former-Naboo guard on The Wire. As great as It's Always Sunny's Charlie and Mac and The Simpsons' pyromaniac leprechaun are, McNulty is THE Irish TV character you should look to emulate today to show off your drunken Irish pride.
Here are 15 ways how. The f*ck did you do? You had a great St. Patrick's Day.
3. Hit on strangers at bars with your poetry.
4. Have at least one scintillating conversation.
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I don’t have any big plans. I’m just going to kidnap a homeless guy and make it look like a serial killer got him.
A real Irishman would be too drunk to read any of this shit.
Am I the only one who can only see the word bagel as BAG – L now?