This photograph, via our pals at Daily Intel, appropriately captures reality TV star/America’s favorite dick boss Donald Trump’s slow, downward spiral into irrelevancy: his speech at CPAC — the annual gathering of the most conservative conservatives — today was attended by dozens.
Reports Atlantic Wire:
The country’s top birther was a controversial pick for a speaking slot at the annual conservative gathering, given that governors like Chris Christie and Bob McDonnell weren’t invited. Organizers said Trump was wildly popular with attendees. But it’s hard to say why. He doesn’t know how to give a political stump speech. “We have to make America strong again and make America great again,” he said on Friday, then paused until the crowd realized it was an applause line. They applauded. “Thank you,” Trump said, satisfied.
FYI, Donald Trump: YOU’RE FIRED!
(Via Daily Intel)
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Still looks like more fun than Vince’s foray to SXSW
MAYBE HE FIRED ALL OF THE AUDIENCE? GET IT? LIKE HIS SHOW? HAR DE HAR! OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST.
“This picture is clearly photoshopped and an obvious attempt by the liberal media to try and destroy me!!!” Trump shouts to anyone who will listen
You forgot his threat to file a lawsuit against the people who held tickets but didn’t attend his speech. They clearly violated his First Amendment right to be heard, not to mention the terms of use on the back of the tickets.
But you’re forgetting that he’s about to be inducted into the WWE Hall of fame, so he’s got that going for him.
“I give speeches to the classiest empty chairs, because when nobody wants to hear you speak the scent of classy emptiness should engulf the room.”
– Donald Trump, to his teddy bear ‘Dollar Bill’, before firing him for booking the speech
“Hundreds of chairs attended the speech, unaware, that Trump and actor Clint Eastwood has switched schedules.” -Newscaster Guy
He got an 8:45AM slot which means he really wanted to speak but the organizers didn’t, so they said “fuck it” and put him at a time when no one would show up.
Or, according to a potential FOX News talking head, all of the REAL conservatives were at work unlike those welfare queen liberals!
By the end of the year, Trump will make his big political comeback by showing how hip he is. He gets this “Gang Nam” thing.
“Hey guys, we should totally make America strong again.”
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“You’re not clapping.”
This seems appropriate…
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