Look, there are lots of other things I should probably be covering right now. Let’s get that out of the way right up top. It’s pilot season, and new shows are being announced left and right, and they’re putting rappers in them, and there’s also this local news interview with a girl who trained her dog to do household chores, which puts me one step closer to having a dog bartender, and … well, you get my point, to the extent I have one.
But all of those things are getting put on hold for a few minutes because Vulture just made a supercut of Adele saying “Thank you” in her enchanting chimney sweep accent, and the result is 24 uninterrupted seconds of “Fanks” and “Fank yous.” Anyone who has watched an award show she was invited to — and invariably dominated — knows that these are always a highlight, so this supercut is probably long overdue, but whatever. It’s here now, that’s what important. I have already watched it five times, and as soon as I hit Publish on this post I am going to start trying to figure out how to make it my ringtone. That way, when I get the news that the dog bartender thing is officially a reality, I’ll already be in a great mood by the time I answer the phone.
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I would pay Adele money to say “It was a run by fruiting!”
Or to laugh and yell “Narf!”
and so my evening descends into saying “thanks” and “fanks” to find out whether im like adele.
Somewhere Dido takes another pull and wonders where this girl came from.
I see you driving ‘roud town with the girl I love and I’m like “FANK YOU”
Still can’t get over the fact that she’s almost ten years younger than me and one-thousand times more distinguished than I could ever hope to be. She’s effing 24!
you’re being a bit too kind on yourself. it’s certainly more than one thousand times more distinguished.
Listen to Skyfall or as I like to call it Skyfaw. Shes quite cockney sounding.
Thuck you buddy!
I can’t say why, but this adds fuel to the fire of my hate for her. I’ve only ever heard one of her songs (and it wasn’t the Skyfall one) and I didn’t care for it. But hearing that she sounds like a turn of the century ragamuffin just infuriates me. That and that chin of hers. It’s like two daggers sticking out underneath her face. I just..I just want her to go away.
You sound delightful.
I can’t remember who did it, but there was a review of “Sexy Beast” that focused on all the “fanks fer finkin’ o’ me” language and it nearly killed it for me.
Luckily, Ian McShane’s evil heart brought me back.
Everything is going great with a dog bartender until someone tries to put him down after he accidentally gets foam from a beer on his mouth.
Adele and I could make a beautiful baby boy who would be obese by 13