“Yes, Alex, I’d like Game Show Burns for $2,000 please.”
*makes Daily Double sound*
“You have a $4,000 lead over Dingus.”
“I’m gonna bet it all.”
*crowd gasps*
“Here is the clue: This long-running game show gloriously and sarcastically burned pop-country superstar Taylor Swift during a March 2013 episode, the same month that T-Swift threw away her fan mail in a dumpster, sentenced America’s sweethearts Amy Poehler and Tina Fey to Hell, and wrote a song about meanies, probably.”
“What is…Jeopardy!?”
“Correct. I’d better watch out. Good thing she seems more Sajak’s type.”
Enjoy spending eternity in hell, Trebek.
(Huffington Post via Drew Magary)
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Looks like Alex Trebek is going to hell too…
Is making Taylor Swift jokes considered edgy? Isn’t that something everyone over the age of 22 does?
Thanks for writing in from the T.S. fan-club; it’s nice to hear from you.
Also, since when do jokes need to be edgy?
@Moose: Big fan. Long time admirer of your Sexy Friday posts over at KSK, first time caller.
Not really a fan. My point was that it seems kind of silly to post about every time someone takes a shot a her because everyone takes shots at her. It would be like reporting on every time someone made a crack about Sarah Palin: it just doesn’t seem newsworthy.
But today is a slow day on internet TV. But still; point taken.
I’m paranoid since the Entourage fanboy plague.
I’ll concede that expecting a television blog to not comment on something that happened on television is awfully stupid on my part.
That’s pretty much S.O.P. for me.
Cute. And I’m pretty sure that once Jeopardy picks up on a pop culture theme, it’s time for us cool kids to swing it back the other way.
No, lets continue to beat this lifeless horse!
Indeed. Taylor Swift is an awful person, and we must always be reminded, lest she attempt to rehab her image like Chris Brown.
/tattoos “Remember Chris Brown” on hand
//kills Teddy anyway
///uh, spoiler alert?
I really hope Taylor Swift dates Chris Brown at some point. She’ll DEFINTELY have something to sing about.
Jeopardy is pretty much where pop culture trends end their life. Taylor Swift will either begin ignoring all the burns or become so emotionally distraught by the sheer number of burns that it will become passé to rip on her. If you have a good T-Swift burn better get it out quick, those days are numbered.
She’s one more burn away from releasing her first anal video.
Get her!!!!
+1
Excellent
*Salivation commences* Pavlov candidate here!
Crocodile tear lube?
I didn’t know Jeopardy! was on USA. #burnnotice
Don’t get any on her face. TS swallows.
I salute thee, Amreican Bieber.
(I was going to say Female Bieber but, well, you know.)
This gets the coveted “This Rocks!” Daily Award
“White Horse”…
… heroin?
There’s a special place in hell for game shows that don’t support women.
That is excellent. Did you hear this Bob?
Looks like someone’s never ever going on Celebrity Jeopardy.
I think this is great because I wasn’t aware Jeopardy usually did social commentary. “This castle, built in 1607, was home to John Whatisname and later, Madonna” is pretty far from “Lol fuck you Taylor Swift.” But seriously, fuck you, Taylor Swift.
Leave no chop unbusted!
Taylor Swift celebrated by not getting the joke.
About once a month something cool flies this way via Jeopardy. The “triple elimination” recently, or some contestant says something really dumb or provocative. I love that this place writes this stuff up, it prevents me from having to actually watch the show and bang my head against the wall for all the stuff I have forgotten.