You can do this, Josh. You can write about Kevin Smith, or as the ladies call him, “I don’t want to use your hockey jersey as a sleeping bag,” eating a 21,000 calorie sandwich called the Burly Beaver, made of bacon, hot dogs, fries, fried dough, cheese, pastrami, and gravy, on Epic Meal Time without gagging. Here goes, I am going to talk about Kevin Smith, who dresses down as Guy Fieri every Halloween, eating a 21,000 calorie sandwich called the Burly…
*pukes everywhere* Well, I tried.
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It would be a lot funnier if they brought in a group of starving Somalians to watch them record this and then show their reactions.
Just send them a DVD. And I would really like to see Smith as Guy Fieri for Halloween. That would be sweet. Or the two could hook up for a show.
When I was a kid, Kevin Smith was a trailblazing indie filmmaker.
he’ll tell you he’s a trailblazing alternative content producer. I’ll tell you that hes…. yawn
I think we need a full Chareth write up.
no, we really don’t.
I actually don’t mind Kevin Smith so much when the project in question is one in which he has absolutely no role in creating, writing, directing or editing.
Basically, when someone else tells him to “stand there,” “do this” and “try not to fuck up the pacing with a rambling story about your mom and paper towels,” he’s not so bad.
And now we wait for 150 tweets from Kevin Smith dedicated to his favorite new snack.
… and shit
Oh no, Kevin has descended into self-parody. C’mon, man! Leave the parody to other people! It’s more fun.
to be fair, he picked up the self-parody thing as soon as Clerks was released.
EMT is so fun.
Not understanding this hate.
Can’t wait for Chareth’s overreaction to this.
I’ve been holding out for the overreactions to Chareth’s article.
Can you really eat a 21,000 cal sandwich? Or can you just try to eat as much as you can, then immediately regret thinking it would be a good idea before pooping out the anti-christ turd from your freshly minted demon butthole?
Isn’t just a normal lunch for Smith?
Not gonna lie I’d eat it. But I’d need some soda
Send this video to North Korea. That’ll shut up those l’il SOB’s
That gif made my asshole clench up and vomit to spew forth into my mouth.
I remember when I use to enjoy his movies…
Now, I can’t decide if I should describe Kevin Smith as the “Taylor Swift” of movie directors or Taylor Swift as the “Kevin Smith” of female pop-country singers.
It was funny (especially the cuckold part; which was probably not all that much of a joke)… and then he started eating it.
/not eating dinner tonight
*tumbles through skylight*
If he wanted to consume something ridiculously overstuffed, why didn’t he just read any line of dialogue he’s ever written?
You are truly a gift from above, good Sir.
“The Burly Beaver Sandwich” sounds like something that needs to be on Urban Dictionary.
Does he have any other shirts?
His closet is like Donald Ducks – just rows of the same outfit.