
Nothing makes me happier than a Pam Poovey animated food prop (see: above). And while you wouldn’t know if it from this week’s promo for “The Honeymooners,” the episode is chocked full of all new Pam + food visual splooshiness. With that in mind our friends at Floyd County provided us with the below rundown of (almost) every food and beverage item Pam has been seen holding throughout the series. Yes, there are multiple bear claw entries.
All I’ve done is toss on a link to the best corresponding media possible, if any, while developing a palate for absinthe, chicken, and waffles. Let’s take a gander…
- “Skorpio” – Daiquiri
- “Skytanic” – Cocktails
- “The Rock” – Schützenmeister Dispenser
- “Job Offer” – Absinthe
- “Swiss Miss” – Absinthe/Green Russians
- “Tragical History” - Schützenmeister Dispenser
- “A Going Concern” – Ackee and Saltfish
- “Stage Two” – Double-fisting Bear Claws
- “Placebo Effect” – Whole Rotisserie Chicken, Bagel with Lox
- “El Secuestro” – Beer & Bear Claw
- “White Nights” – Bear Claw, Beer
- “Heart of Archness – Part 1″ – Crockpot of Chili
- “Heart of Archness – Part 2″ – Large Margarita, Falafel
- “Lo Scandalo” – Red Wine and Spaghetti & Meatballs
- “El Contador” – Crockpot of Chili
- “Crossing Over” – Absinthe and Chicken & Waffles, Tossing Waffles
- “Skin Game” – Double-fisting Bear Claws, 1/2 Gallon of Ice Cream and Sausage Links
- “Space Race – Part 1″ – Teriyaki Space Food Pouch, Tex-Mex Tofu Fiesta Space Food Pouch
- “Space Race – Part 2″ – Chicken Fiesta Space Food Pouch
- “Fugue & Riffs” – Champagne and Cucumber Slice from Her Eye
- “Legs” – Taco & 6 Pack
- “Once Bitten” – Grinding Sausage Through a Manual Grinder
- “Live & Let Dine” – Saltine Cracker Packet, TAVË KOSI
And there you have it: the diet of everyone’s favorite farm raised street-fighting spy agency HR supervisor. Kids, take note.



Show me on the dolphin where he touched you.
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So are we making cooch chili or what?
Thank you my friend a very underrated and underappreciated Pam quotable. Which I used a awhile back and got downvoted on Reddit. that was very loose butthole.
I just re-watched Season 3 again since it’s available on Netflix Instant now. That line is definitely one of my favorite Pamisms. Pooveyisms? Either way, it’s a knee-slapper.
No mention of Krieger Kleanse tea?
Well, that was a Krieger thing, not Pam’s own…
I’M PAC MAN JONES!
After that behind the scenes video, I can’t see Pam with those bear claws without picturing Amber Nash.
Heart* of Archness – Part 1
Got it. Thanks.
Seriously though… what happened to that dolphin?
Archer beat her with it until it disintegrated.
WELL FUCK YOUR DOLPHIN PAM
Maybe I’m confusing it with a dream I had, but I thought the crockpot made another appearance this season.
Could drown a toddler in those panties.
I love that Pam would just eat from an unplugged crock-pot at lunch.
Sploosh!
They missed her cleaning out the fridge with the lights out during the Barry-Katya cyborg fight, which gets me every time I watch the episode.
not counting the cue balls swallowed?
Also couldn’t we technically also count Piggly 2 from fourth of Julua?
she always makes me laugh out loud