
Before “quirk” became synonymous with “adorkable,” which itself is just another word for “Zooey Deschanel,” there was Moira Quirk, the British referee on Nickelodeon’s “action sports” series GUTS who taught literally DOZENS of stay-at-home children how to love and not cheat in Slam-A-Jama. The now 44-year-old currently does video game and cartoon voice over work (including Karliah in Skyrim), but to many, she’ll forever be Nick’s answer to Ed Hochuli.
The hosts of ESPNU’s late night talk show, UNITE (what?), recently caught up with Quirk, and she talked about the totally fake Aggro Crag, auditioning for the role, called herself a “dirty little Irish girl,” wondered which personal anecdotes of hers would be too dirty to tell in public, and suddenly I don’t feel so bad about those never-happened love letters I sent to her in elementary school. (They were actually for Mike O’Malley.)



Man, I always wanted to make love to Mo on top of the Aggro Crag.
Give her a piece of the ol’ radical rock, eh?
d-d-do you have it? GUTS
her voice, bro
the title made me think she started a porn career.
same here
Always wondered what that funny feeling was as Mo read off the rules to Over the Top.
The dream of a Global GUTS: Detroit Justified spinoff lives!
I always wanted to get up in her :takes off sunglasses: GUTS
*GUITAR RIFF* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am assuming all the crazy stuff backstage involved blow and dirty sex. Am I wrong in my assumption?
Does female host ever get off the couch in those “pants?”
I don’t know what I expected from the title of the article, but I was very let down. The subtitle should be something along the lines of : But She is Not a Porn Star