Old people. They mix so well with technology, don’t they? Old people and technology go together like bacon and cotton candy. Or something like that.
So enjoy this fake news report of an old man reporting a story about the internet, where everything is terrible and evil to people with AARP membership cards in their wallets.
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I wish he would report on Andy Rooney’s cause of death.
He secretly killed Rooney. Made it look like “natural causes”…
Secret? He got into the Brandy and started screaming it on set.
The end is great. Subversive parody. Love the cottonballs on the Old Man’s head…..