We Have A Frontrunner For 2014 Oscars Host (And The Morning Links)

And it ain’t Carolla. According to “a veteran Hollywood player and Academy member,” via the Sun Times, “I’ve never seen such a broad-based groundswell for a potential host or hostess before. Everyone wants Jimmy to host the awards. The stars all love him. He’s comfortable around them and also has that history of hosting the post-Oscars special.” Jennifer Lawrence on a trampoline, please.

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