Justified (FX, 10 p.m.) — From TV Guide: “Boyd realizes he has unfinished business to resolve. Meanwhile, Raylan goes dynamite fishing.” Let me repeat that for you in case you missed it: “RAYLAN GOES DYNAMITE FISHING.” Please send GIFs to Danger, c/o The Internet.
Celebrity Wife Swap (ABC, 8 p.m.) — Yes, Celebrity Wife Swap garnered twice the ratings of Happy Endings, and yes, there’s a decent shot you’re going to catch a few minutes of tonight’s episode. It’s not everyday you get to see washed-up 90′s pop stars Coolio and Mark McGrath exchange families.
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family, 8 p.m.) — From TV Guide again: “Aria, Emily and Hanna search for Spencer, unsure if she went off on her own or if “A” is behind her disappearance.” I don’t really care about this show, I was just morbidly curious to see how popular character names from the show are: Hannah: #21; Aria: #63; and Emily: #11.
NCIS: Los Angles (CBS, 9 p.m.) — This is the editor’s pick from TV Guide tonight, which tells me all I need to know about TV Guide.
The New Normal (NBC, 9:30 p.m.) — Here’s what’s unusual about tonight’s episode of The New Normal: It’s a first run, and it’s the Halloween episode. What is it with NBC airing Halloween episodes in the middle of winter?
Cougar Town (TBS, 10 p.m.) — What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap? Bob Kelso returns to Cougar Town as Jules’s Dad tonight.
LATE NIGHT LISTINGS: Speaking of Bob Kelso, Kimmel has Zach Braff on tonight; Larry King will drag his old bones to Craig Ferguson’s show; Sandra Day O’Connor is on Jon Stewart; James Franco is on Colbert; and Colin Farrel is on Conan. Everything else is in reruns.
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“yes, there’s a decent shot you’re going to catch a few minutes of tonight’s episode”
On a cold day in hell
And apparently we find out who Drew Thompson is (if “Next week on….”s are to be trusted). But even more importantly, Patton Oswalt’s out of control gun firing
I have a feeling that the reveal of Drew Thompson will be the cliffhanger at the end of tonight’s episode.
That’s messed up. They’ve gone on about this long enough. Let’s get going with the rest of the season.
@Furious – Good point. The way the actor delivers the line, “So what now……. Drew?” gives the feel of a build-up that doesn’t pay off at that moment. I don’t know how else to describe it. The closest thing I can compare it to is the “Oh it’s YOU, what are you so happy about?” from Mr. Burns in Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 1
“Constable Bob’s Go Bag” would be a great zydeco band name.
The lack of Raising Hope is disturbing.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year (for my body). There’s nothing on TV as everything is either a re-run or garbage. Which means I have zero excuses to take my time and go hard at the gym. Somewhat respectable* summer beach body, here I come! WOOOOO!
*By respectable, I mean not weight 500000 pounds.
That Mark McGrath/Coolio wife swap thing is real? I totally thought you guys were effing around and being facetious last week.
I’m just hoping the DVR schedule is being honest for once rather than a goddamn tease and that Frightened Rabbit really is on Conan tonight.
Now we know who Drew Thompson is!
Nary a spoiler shall pass these lips.
errr or these fingertips?