Yeah Bitch, Miniatures! Someone Made A 'Breaking Bad' Terrarium!

“Jesse, we’ll cook inside the snifter. And we will be very tiny.”

This terrarium is an 11″ tall ecosystem showing a Hand Sculpted and hand painted miniature interpretation of the well known opening sequence of this fantastic TV shows first season. Lining the bottom of this open terrarium are pieces of blue sea glass, closely resembling the blue crystals “Heisenberg” cooks. Alongside the crashed meth lab is the tiniest depiction of Mr. White you may ever see, handmade at about 1/4″ tall, glasses tighty whities and all. The RV is a whopping 1/2″ long, hand sculpted and painted. The desert scene is a slight DIY project, with lichen, a petrified mushroom, stones, a tiny tree and reindeer moss to create a great little sustainable ecosystem that you can keep anywhere in your home or office. With easy care instructions, anyone care care for these tiny worlds, from the most experienced botanist to those with a brown thumb. [FacesOfTheEarth]

According to that site there are currently two of these left, each costing $185.00, so hurry up and move a couple packs if you want to see this sitting on your shelf in the near future. Or, if you don’t dig miniatures and/or can’t spare $200 at the moment, you can always just join me in making up really terrible Tiny Breaking Bad quotes: “I am the one who knocks, but no one can hear because I have these itty bitty hands,” “I am not in danger! I am in a terrarium!” and so on and so forth.

(Via Salon)

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