Either that, or Morrissey. Pimp is in the equation, too. Those are the only explanations I can think for friend-of-UPROXX R.J. Mitte’s recent photoshoot for Dark Beauty Magazine (an accurate description of Breaking Bad, actually), pictures from which he uploaded to Twitter yesterday. Let’s meet in the middle and say sex pimp god.
These photos open a world of possibilities, though. Never mind the Saul Goodman spinoff — let’s start pitching ideas for Snap, Crackle, and Poppa Walt, starring Mitte as a time-traveling pimp who goes on adventures with his two favorite hoes, Snap and Crackle. McDonalds is already preparing the McMufflynn promotional tie-in.
I want more like this!
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