Community (NBC, 8 p.m.) — ALISON BRIE HOLDING A KITTEN CHRISTMAS EPISODE.
Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — One hour of Parks. Not only does that mean we get to see Patton Oswalt’s Internet-breaking filibuster in context, in an episode by Amy Poehler no less (followed by the ominously titled “Jerry’s Retirement), but also no Office. Thanks, Parks and Recreation!
Hannibal (NBC, 10 p.m.) — Really should have gone with “Alison Brie holding p*ssy” for the headline. Damn.
Nathan For You (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — This show is funny and you should watch it. #review
Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (Adult Swim, midnight) — Series premiere. You’ve seen the ads, now watch the show, about a lazy demon who’s trying to “climb the corporate ladder” in h-e-double hockey sticks from Aqua Teen Hunger Force/Squidbillies creator Dave Willis. You had me at a Stooges reference.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Chris O’Donnell, Ken Jeong, and Phoenix on Kimmel; Ginnifer Goodwin and Salman Rushdie on Ferguson; Eva Mendes, Chris Messina, and Alt-J on Conan; Mark Mazzetti on Stewart; and Richard Engel on Colbert.
