This isn’t quite as satisfying as Coachella kids swooning over a made up band called Obesity Epidemic, but it is the sort of thing that will make you feel exponentially better about your own personal intelligence going into a Cinco de Mayo weekend. Not only can none of these people guess what date the Mexican holiday falls on, their reasons for celebrating are equal parts hilarious and borderline racist (especially starting at the 1:10 mark).
For transparency’s sake, I’d like to know how many people the JKL team polled before putting together these gems. I gotta hope a lady who guesses December 25th represents — at most — 1 out of 10 people on the street.
If you need me I’ll be prepping my bongos, booze, and tacos for the weekend.
Jimmy Kimmel Live
I want more like this!
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