True or False: Sookie is such a typical female.
Speaking of Sam, of course Sookie showed up to tell him that she’s thinking about getting rid of her faery powers so they can run away together. OF COURSE SHE IS. What a typical girl to chase the bad boys for all these years and leave the nice guy who would treat her like gold just hanging back in the dust, only to come to him right after he declares his love to Nicole and realizes she’s pregnant. What a completely worthless scene.
True or False: A Pam’s gotta do what a Pam’s gotta do.
Pam having sex with her human psychiatrist, while disgusting in thought, was pretty hilarious. And I hope that he enjoyed it, because from the looks of the preview for next week’s episode, the good doctor doesn’t have much time left on this Earth.
True or False: We still don’t know jack about Violet, but Jason is a lucky, lucky snack.
Violet’s background is still a mystery, but I guess there isn’t much that we need to know, other than she’s a 1 and Jason Stackhouse is eternally her snack and sex toy. Jason may be the most annoying of all True Blood characters, but he sure makes up for it in having sex with the best female characters. In this case, it’s just too bad that…
True or False: Violet and James are probably going to meet the sun.
For all I know, Violet and James could be sticking around beyond this season to inject some fresh blood and plots into the show, but they just stink of Star Trek character wearing a red shirt right now. Some of the vampires in the camp are going to have to die, and Jessica is a glutton for punishment, so it makes sense that she’d watch James die. And yes, I may be saying that just because I’m pissed that Jessica is in love with him. (I’m such a loser.)
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