True or False: The 7th season of True Blood should just be a season of The Bachelor with all of Sookie’s romantic interests.
While Sookie had Warlow waiting for her in fairy land, and after she told Sam that she thought they’d end up together, and even in spite of her endless sexual tensions with Bill and Eric, she still led Alcide on during and after the funeral, only to somehow end up with him in the end. This season was basically written by and for people with short attention spans.
True or False: Bill’s so bummed about relegating Sookie to an eternity of being Warlow’s vampire/fairy wife that he can’t even enjoy the massive vampire orgy on his front lawn.
It’s probably because the random vampires were stealing his furniture and lighting his lawn on fire. That sh*t was not cool, you guys.
True or False: Sookie kept complaining that Jason wasn’t at Terry’s funeral and then doesn’t even ask him what happened when she found him.
She doesn’t care who Violet is or why her brother is now a snack for her, and she doesn’t even think to ask what happened, nor does he even mention the fact that he was just a prisoner in a camp dedicated to vampire genocide. Meanwhile, Sookie also doesn’t even mention that Terry is dead, but by this point I was so confused that I forgot whether Jason knew or not.
I want more like this!
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