Dexter then gives his notice to Batista, because what better time is there to give notice than when you’re standing next to a dead bicyclist? Dead guy in the middle of the road? Must be time to give my two weeks!
Here’s crazy eyes Gosling again, in his kill room, asking his Mommy to fix him.
Meanwhile, how will Dexter dig up dirt on Saxon? Reverse spyware, of course. How very, very convenient. “I’ll just push this button right here, and voila! Here’s Saxon videotaping his murder of Zach Hamilton.”
Here’s what I don’t understand. The videotape is clearly from Saxon’s kill room. You can see the light above the chair.
Yet Zach managed to stick some of his blood and hair under the desk in his own apartment while he was being killed. Can anyone explain this?
The writers really just don’t give a sh*t at all, do they?
At least Quinn finally broke up with Jamie, who by the way, we discover has received a job offer in Atlanta, because she’s just now finishing up school, which she managed to attend while taking care of Harrison for 18 hours a day.
This is where Debra admits that she’s OK with Dexter leaving, although she’s scared. “You’ve always been there for me, Dexter.” Oh, except for that time you made me choose between killing you and killing my innocent boss. Maybe except for the ONE TIME. “Oh, hey! Remember that time that I tried to kill myself and bring you along with me by driving my car into the pond? Oh, and remember that other time, where I admitted to you that I wanted to f*ck you, even though you’re my brother? We’ve had some really good times, haven’t we Dexter?”
Now let’s tie up another loose end, i.e., fill some more time before the SURPRISING TWIST at the end of the episode by going through the motions and have Debra also quit her job.
Meanwhile, they should just rename the Emmy Awards to honor the kid who plays Harrison. The way that kid just kept repeating “Owww, Owww” for two minutes was AMAZING. TOUR DE FORCE.
In a show full of dumb people with dumb motivations who do the dumbest thing imaginable, who could’ve predicted that Hannah — who is a fugitive wanted for murder — could be SO dumb as to take Harrison to the hospital. Why? Were his injuries life threatening? Did he need emergency surgery? Would he have died if he weren’t taken to the hospital immediately? Did he even break his arm?
No. He cut his chin. Hannah put her and Dexter’s ass at risk because Harrison hurt his chin.
PUT A F***ING BAND-AID ON IT, LADY.
I can’t. I just COME ON. Jesus, this show. I can’t even. And of course, Deputy U.S. Marshall Max Clayton — who already suspects that Hannah is staying with Dexter — is going to find out. Because Hannah came in without a disguise, she put down Harrison’s real name, and she acted evasive when asked about her relationship to Harrison.
Then this happened. “I still have feelings for you, stupid.”
So, now the Deputy U.S. Marshall is onto Hannah. But Evelyn has arranged to have Dexter kill Saxon. Decisions, decisions? Put his entire plan to go to Argentina at risk? Or kill Saxon?
I guess it’s all moot now, because SURPRISE.
… and scene.
I want more like this!
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