Under the Dome (CBS, 10 p.m.) — Big Jim must shoot his way out of a disagreement with some Nazis. I might be confusing Dean Norris’s two shows. This is the one without the dome, right?
Monday Night Football (ESPN, 6:55 p.m.) — Take a shot for every play in the hurry-up offense during the Redskins vs. Eagles game, so you’ll be plenty dead in time for the Texans vs. Chargers contest.
Adventure Time (Cartoon Network, 7 p.m.) — Finn travels back in time to retrieve a sandwich. I can relate to that.
Million Second Quiz (NBC, 8 p.m.) — That title both confuses and irritates me.
Supermassive Black Holes (Science, 9 p.m.) — Supermassive black hole sun, won’t you come? On second thought, don’t.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Ricky Gervais, Rahm Emanuel, and Janelle Monae on Letterman; Martin Short and BSB on Leno; John Stamos and Cedric the Entertainer on Kimmel; Alice Eve on Ferguson; Steve Harvey and Duck Dynasty cast on Fallon; Patton Oswalt on Conan; Sheri Fink on Stewart; and Billie Jean King on Colbert.
I want more like this!
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