While Books Whelan, Kyle Mooney, and Beck Bennett were given major screentime tonight, fellow newbie John Milhiser played a horse’s ass. Excuse me, a centuar’s ass…who can’t breathe…and maybe suffocates to death, while Bruce Willis drags him around, like a heavy soiled diaper scraping across the floor.
So not #glice. If Eddie and Kirby were character trials, they failed. Loud doesn’t equal funny.
The in-studio audience clearly had no idea what to make of “Beer Pong,” but I thought it was great, and I’m glad SNL is incorporating Good Neighbor videos into the show. Their deadpan tone ensures they’ll never be as popular as, say, “Boy Dane Party,” but they’re quick, witty, and a chance to let the newcomers show off the goods.
If a Tarzan movie starring Katy Perry and a tiger playing the guitar isn’t already in production, Hollywood is doing something wrong. “Roar” is embarrassingly fun, laundry detergent jingle “Walking on the Air” has been stuck in my head for the last five hours, and Katy Perry is very pretty. #NoDisrespectToBenAffleck
I want more like this!
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