White Collar (USA, 9 p.m.) — Season premiere.
Just change the “n” to an “m.” (I’ve been looking for an excuse to use that GIF.)
Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8 p.m.) — Tom Haverford, America falls in love with Tatiana Maslany.
The Michael J. Fox Show (NBC, 9 p.m.) — Both the A- and B-plots are about interns, so yeah, playoff baseball.
Scandal (ABC, 10 p.m.) — It’s TV law that at some point, every show must do an episode title ending with “…Goes to Washington.” Tonight Scandal joins the likes of “Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington” and “Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington.” with “Mrs. Smith Goes to Washington.”
Childrens Hospital/The Eric Andre Show/Hot Package (Adult Swim, 12 a.m.) — Go from David Wain’s documentary about Just Falcon to Lou Ferrigno and Downtown Julie Brown on a fake talk show to Derrick Beckles’s new fake entertainment series. Adult Swim is the best.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Donald Trump and Selena Gomez on Letterman; Kerry Washington and Sleigh Bells on Kimmel; Allison Janney and Ben Schwartz on Ferguson; and Jared Leto and Kaitlin Olson on Conan.
I want more like this!
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