Best: Samoa Joe
Remember that episode of 3rd Rock from the Sun where Harry didn’t understand tipping, so he just put a bunch of money on the end of the table and would add or subtract from it based on the level of service he felt he was receiving? That is how I’m approaching Samoa Joe from now on. There’s $10.00 on the table. I took away $1.00 for believing that Magnus doesn’t know Austin Aries despite working together for years, but I’m gonna give it back for your hilarious attempt to hold back the Bellator Twins. Look at that smile! He can’t take this seriously either. You remain at $10.00, Samoa Joe. Let’s keep it that way.
Worst: Impact Production
I’m rather curious how I’m supposed to judge, or even simply watch and enjoy, everything that’s going on in this match if I can’t see what’s going on? At one point, Anderson are playing into one of the bajillion nearfalls that happen during a tables match, and we can hear Joe doing something to Bobby Roode with the ring bell, but at no point do they cut over to it. Magnus and Anderson pause to look over, so…we just don’t get to see it? And it happens a few more times. Samoa Joe is still at $10.00, maybe even $10.50 for that brutal looking chop to Roode’s chest that made my tummy tingle with joy, but he’s always just slightly off camera. This is pre-recorded. You have the capability to edit footage. Why aren’t you doing it?
TNA does stuff like this a lot. Their replays are always from the worst angle possible so that you can see just how ineffective the move actually is. It happened numerous times during the Gail Kim-Taryn Terrell ladder match. It happens numerous times every single show. In the off chance these wrestlers are at least trying to make things look good, why are you cutting them off at the pass?
Worst: Anderson and Magnus
If Samoa Joe has exceeded his tip limit, Magnus and Anderson are currently rivaling the national debt. But hey, how can you even tell? There’s no video of this either. Jeez.
Best: Winner via appletini
FRIENDS TO THE END. AND BOBBY ROODE!
Best: No Surrender
Fact: With everything that has transpired during this pay per view, I am 100% excited for the Captain America free per view.
Remember that episode of The Ultimate Spider-Man where Spidey lost Captain America’s shield? That has nothing to do with any of this. It was just a baller episode that I’ve seen a bunch of times, but have no one outside of a four year old to talk to about it with.
I want more like this!
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