DSK: Oh, and who’s this delicious-looking croissant with the caramel-colored skin and pearl necklace around her neck? I don’t know about you Obama, but I just love giving a beautiful woo-man a pearl necklace, know what I mean?! (Laughs deviously.)
Obama: Um, Dominique, this is my wife, Michelle.
DSK: Oooooh, this is your wife, eh? Well, you know what we say in France, right Obama? It’s rude to not share the brown gravy with your neighbor when he is hungry. (Makes a move toward Michelle.)
Obama: BACK THE F*CK OFF, OLD MAN!
(HT: Daily Intel)