Follow me down the Inception style rabbit-hole here, folks. Last week, over on Salon, Matt Zoller Seitz put together a fine list of The Fantastic Five: 5 actors who have managed to turn in five consecutive flawless performances, a list that includes Robert DeNiro and Susan Sarandon. Seitz's list was inspired by the "5 Test," introduced by Steven Hyden of the Onion A/V Club, who asserted that the true test of a great musician is not one or two great albums, but a consistency of output. Similarly, Matt Singer over at IFC applied the 5 Test to directors, a test that very few directors have passed (Kubrick, Tarantino, for instance, but not Spielberg or even Hitchcock).
Excellence, however, is often overrated. A great actor can find that magical groove and ride it for years, although it's often as much a function of the right director and script as it is in the performance. But how often does a great actor -- as measured by an Oscar win -- manage to make five sh*tty films in a row? It's a lot less common than you think. Just by virtue of luck, most actors manage to stumble onto a decent or great film to ruin a streak of five consecutive critical flops. After all, it takes a certain box-office clout to be able to survive five clunkers in a row. Add "Oscar Winner," and your universe is even smaller. The title alone affords you better scripts and more money. It's not easy to screw up a huge opportunity like that. Not even Gwyneth Paltrow has managed the feat.
Granted, several Oscar winners have come close, but most usually find at least one movie to pull out of a tailspin. Anthony Hopkins had four stinkers in a row broken up by Titus for instance. Likewise, Al Pacino has had bad streaks, but he's managed to make at least one occasional gem to break them up. The list of Oscar winners that have managed to make four bad movies in a row also includes Tim Robbins, Gary Oldman, Jamie Foxx, Reese Witherspoon (she needs another bad one to break five), Geoffrey Rush, and Ben Kingsley (twice). Oscar nominees who have five bad films in a row include Jullianne Moore and Harvey Keitel. Colin Firth and Forrest Whitaker also have streaks of five bad movies in a row, but those streaks came before their Oscar wins.
Indeed, only 10 living Oscar winners have managed to make five rotten movies in a row (as dictated by Rotten Tomatoes' Tomatometer). The grand poobah of the list, in fact, has made a whopping 16 bad movies in a row (and counting). But let's start at the bottom and work our way to the most prolific maker of bad movies among Oscar winners, shall we?.
Note that I only include films that were released in theaters toward the five consecutive streak and exclude voice work in animated films, as well as documentaries where the Oscar winners appeared as themselves.
9. Joe Pesci (5) (1997 -2010): 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag, Gone Fishin', Lethal Weapon 4, The Good Shephard, Love Ranch
8. Robert DeNiro (5) (2002 - 2005): Showtime, City by the Sea, Analyze That, Meet the Fockers, Hide and Seek
7. Ben Affleck (7) (2002 - 2006): The Third Wheel, Daredevil, Gigli, Paycheck, Jersey Girl, Surviving Christmas, Man About Town
6. Marisa Tomei (8) (2001-2006): Someone Like You, Just a Kiss, The Guru, Anger Management, Alfie Loverboy, Marilyn Hotchkiss' Ballroom Dancing and Charm School, The Factotum
5. Julia Roberts: (9) (1990-1996): Flatliners, Dying Young, Hook, Sleeping with the Enemy, The Pelican Brief, I Love Trouble, Ready to Wear, Something to Talk About, Mary Reilly
4. Kevin Spacey (9) (1999 - 2006): Ordinary Decent Criminal, Pay It Forward, The Shipping News, K-Pax, Austin Powers: Goldmember, The United States of Leland, The Life of David Gale, Beyond the Sea, Edison
3. Helen Hunt (10) (2000 - 2011): Pay It Forward, What Women Want, Dr. T. and the Woman, The Curse of the Jade Scorpion, One Night at McCools, A Good Woman, Bobby, Then She Found Me, Every Day, Soul Surfer.
2. Robin Williams (13) (2004 - 2009): The Final Cut, Noel, House of D, The Night Listener, The Big White, Night at the Museum, The Night Listener, R.V., Everyone's Hero, Man of the Year, License to Wed, August Rush, Old Dogs













I would’ve bet the farm that Halle Berry & Adrian Brody made the list.
And Cuba Gooding….Jesus H. How do you go from Oscar winner to accepting scripts Brendan Fraser doesn’t want?
Cuba Gooding’s agent makes Gerard Butler’s agent look like a GD genius.
Dude, F. Murray Abraham. F. Murray Abraham forever. The guy is an unstoppable crap rocket.
La Schmoove: I would’ve thought those two, as well, but neither extended past 3 consecutive bad films (since their respective Oscars). On the other hand, Melodie: You’re absolutely right. I completely forgot about that guy, but he does have 8 consecutive crap rockets (and if you count straight to DVD, it’s something like eleventy billion)
Affleck’s Oscar isn’t for acting — it’s for screenwriting.
I don’t think Julia Roberts applies, because she made those movies before she won her Oscar, and, honestly, “The Pelican Brief” was a decent film.
@Random…We have a standing “never pass up a chance to crack on ben affleck” policy around here.
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Nice try, but Toshiba hasn’t won any Oscars.
I’m pretty sure that Cuba Gooding, Jr. didn’t even have an agent for a while.
And damn, Kevin Spacey, get it together. What was the last good thing he was in? Moon? And that was just voicing a robot.
Men of Honor wasn’t a garbage movie
Golden Compass, while not 35% off the awesomeness of the novel, is still pretty good.
Kidman was just wrong for the role. It requires the capacity for showing emotion.
I love me some Rotten Tomatoes, but I’m not sure it was the best source for these movies. Although none are classics, I wouldn’t call Golden Compass, Pelican Brief, Something to Talk About, Curse of the Jade Scorpion, Night at the Museum, or Men of Honor “rotten.” They’re all pretty solid and some are even pretty good. Also, how many times was Robin Williams in The Big White?
JULIA ROBERTS – come on! – Pelican Brief was GREAT also Sleeping with the Enemy was terrifically scary too.
“The Big White” was counted twice on the Robin Williams part, so that would be 12.
Also, on the Pesci page, I find it hard to believe that “The Good Shephard” is considered rotten. It’s a solid film, directed nicely by De Niro.
Robin Williams is a genius. How the hell did he manage to get the same movie on the list twice?
This whole list is B.S. because of one egregious inclusion. 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag is a modern day classic.
What a slapdash, error-filled article. The Big Kahuna is actually a great movie and got a fresh rating on RT. Pay It Forward wasn’t half-bad either until it went off the rails at the end.
Ummm… Nic Cage?
Margot at the Wedding should probably not be on this list. It’s one of my favorite performances from Nicole Kidman.
Cuba Gooding Jr. needs to get it together. It is never EVER acceptable to take over Eddie Murphy’s role from a movie so bad that even he wouldn’t reprise it.
Hey Dustin,
Marissa’s Academy Award-nominated performance for the wonderful film In The Bedroom came out after Someone like You.
Margot at the Wedding should not be on this list
Hook is a rotten film? Fuck off
This list just solidly confirms why I hate Rotten Tomatoes and everyone on that site. How the FUCK does “Let the Right One In” have a 98% fresh? That movie was utter garbage, terrible pacing, schizophrenic cuts, random inclusion of characters that were there just to hammer home the “HEY DID YOU FIGURE OUT SHE’S A VAMPIRE YET!?” angle. Stupid, terrible movie. RT is a shit site. Men of Honor was a great movie.
Maybe it’s just me, but I thought Boat Trip was hilarious and Roselyn Sanchez was out-of-this-world hot in it.
Seems like all comedies are allegedly bad movies to RT.
HALLE BERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys gotta update this. “Home on the Range” for Cuba was a little-known, little-seen Disney animated film.
Point of information: Gary Oldman’s never even been nominated for an Oscar.
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“You guys gotta update this. “Home on the Range” for Cuba was a little-known, little-seen Disney animated film.”
@Joe AND it was pretty clearly stated that he wasn’t counting animated films.
Pay it forward was a pretty damned good movie. I saw a few faggots crying during it.
HOOK? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? DON’T SHIT ON MY CHILDHOOD. I still watch that movie and bask in its glory. This list is dildos and you should be ashamed. Also, RT is shit.
Suck a bag of dicks, good sir.
You doubled up on Night Listener for Robin Williams…
Gary Oldman hasn’t won an Oscar. He hasn’t even been nominated.
wait, what?
According to Rotten Tomatoes – The Shipping News, K-Pax, Hook, Analyze That, Man of the Year… suck?
Well, I could say majority of Rotten Tomatoes’ users suck too.
Everyone has right to have his one artistic tastes, no matter how distorted. However it’s not the reason to brag about them.
Okay, so after the ten minutes it took me of staring at Nicole Kidman’s picture…
Is it fair to count Kevin Spacey for Goldmember when he was in it for all of fifteen seconds? That movie sucked with or without him.
/nitpicking