Oh Mila Kunis. OOOOHHHH Mila Kunis. First you go and be a doll and accept a date with a U.S. Marine solicited via YouTube, like the coolest of all the cool ladies would do. And now you reveal yourself to be a Trekkie in a new GQ interview? Oh come on! We should just rename this website MilaKunisRoxx.com.
GQ: …what it was like to act with William Shatner [in American Psycho 2] and Hulk Hogan [in Santa with Muscles].
Mila Kunis: I was too young to fully understand the importance of working with Hulk Hogan. I just thought he was this huge man. Shatner was different. I’m a massive Trekkie, so that was crazy. He’s exactly what you think he is
GQ: When did you get into Star Trek?
Mila Kunis: I got into it in my late teens—18, 19, 20. Something like that. I got into it later than most people. But let’s not talk about it in the past tense. I’m still a Star Trek fan. You never stop being one. Let me give you my rundown of the series in order of most favorite to least favorite.
GQ: I definitely have my answer to this. Let’s hear it.
Mila Kunis: Okay. You should know this list is an ongoing argument between Seth MacFarlane and myself. But I have it: The Next Generation; the original series; then Voyager—
GQ: Okay, you’re already wrong.
Mila Kunis: Fuck. You and I are in trouble already. This always happens with Star Trek fans. After Voyager, then I have Deep Space Nine. Then last is Enterprise.
OHHHH MILA KUNIS! (Wipes droll from chin.)
She goes on…
GQ: Did your Star Trek fandom extend further than just watching the show?
Mila Kunis: Uh, I went a little bit further.
GQ: How so?
Mila Kunis: I went to the Star Trek Experience in Vegas maybe five years ago. I hung out with a bunch of fake characters inside Quark’s bar. [Ed note: Quark was the name of the Ferengi bartender on DS9.] There were all these actors there pretending to be the different characters from the different shows. Yes, I loved it.
GQ: Please tell me you didn’t go by yourself.
Mila Kunis: No! I went with friends. I’m not that big of a loser. But I also have a signed Leonard Nimoy photo in a little frame that a girlfriend gave to me for my 21st birthday. And I’ve got a bunch of vintage Star Trek figurines given to me by Jason Segel. God, it’s so embarrassing.
That sound you hear is the entire Internet masturbating to Mila Kunis.
Additionally, she goes on to playfully shoot down the GQ writer’s thinly-veiled offer to take her on a date, and there’s a photo slideshow in which she holds a Starbucks iced latte rather suggestively while posing in her underwear. What’s not to love about Mila Kunis?!