Nerd boner-related incidents have tripled over the last week as the first official Dark Knight Rises poster (but what does it mean?) and the first Dark Knight Rises teaser trailer (OMG Bane!) were released within days of each other. I'd give a gay porno a watch if Chris Nolan directed it so I'm as geeked as the next guy, as long as the next guy isn't the guy who noticed the symmetry in the Nolan-directed Batman posters and created this fan made trilogy poster (full version after the jump). And also as long as the next guy isn't one of the guys or gals who created one of the kick *ss fan made posters in the slideshow that's better than 90% of official studio posters. Come to think of it, there are a lot of people who are more geeked than me.
The trilogy fan made poster has been posted twice on Reddit (here and here) so far (*shakes fist at poor Reddit decorum*) and then cleaned up by another Redditor for the above top image (that sound you hear is panties hitting the floor). But I still can't figure out who originally noticed the pattern and created the original. I'm sure Warner Bros won't credit them for the cover of the Blu-Ray trilogy collector's set either.
The important thing to remember though -- as my friend Endswell pointed out -- is to not see a unicorn. Repeat: Do not see a tri-colored unicorn.